Happy go lucky soul 💛 Here to brighten your scroll🌞
Norfolk, UK
Joined March 2009
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You smoked candy sticks, got excited whenever a big TV was wheeled into a classroom, sung religious songs off an overhead projector, lived for heads down thumbs up, fixed everything with a paper towel & celebrated your birthday with a chocolate caterpillar cake #GrowingUpBritish
Honouring the courage, sacrifice & bravery of all those who served, continue to serve & those who gave their lives for our freedom. Lest we forget. ❤️🌺 #RemembranceSunday
Not all angels can walk the VS runway, some of us have to work the crunchy couture of the local pavements 🍂
Most people get memories pop up on their phones of people, places & moments in time that they miss...mine has got me mourning a perfume! 😂 It lived up to its name though, not found a fragrance that's come close since! 😭
If you'd have told me 20 years ago that the highlight of my Sunday night would be watching a show about fishing followed by one about golf I'd have never believed you, but when they involve Bob Mortimer & Bill Murray, book me a front row seat! 👌
Note to self: As lush as it is, don't buy a cherry & vanilla scented liquid soap again as it'll smell like Swizzels lollies taste & you'll be wanting to dispense it into your mouth instead of on your hands!
Just caught up on last night's #celebritytraitors My jaw hit the floor at James Acaster's round table revelation, but what an amazing game he played under so much pressure & as someone who never wanted to be recruited. I love that he stayed true to himself. So much respect 👏
Watching the Liverpool Chelsea build up & I've clearly seen too much of the budget today because I'm looking at Andoni Iraola & I'm seeing Andy Burnham without glasses!
So lovely to see so much of dear old Ted in his final episode 🐾 What a great life of riverbank adventures he got to have with Bob & Paul & what a joy he brought to us all ❤️ #Gonefishing
Haven't served face for a while, so here's a selfie for your scroll. #NewProfilePic
Do I need a pumpkin ornament that's only meant for Halloween along with a mug saying 'Trick Or Treat?'
No.
Do I want them because they're pink & pretty?
Yes 🙈
Jerry Hall is so funny & quirky. She reminds me of a 70 year old Phoebe Buffay! 😂 #celebritytraitors
Welcome to my life as an adult where I've been capably & successfully changing light bulbs for years, yet every time I put a new one in, I'm always scared that it'll either blow up or catch fire when I switch it on!
If the supermarket are going to play the Spice Girls, Oasis, Robbie Williams & M People like it's 1997, can they lower the food prices back to that time too please?
