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alex

@ScallopsAlex

where’s my spicy chicken sandwich

Joined March 2010
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my governor is a woman my senator is a freak no store does more than my heb
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tsto@tsto_loffNov 4
beto skateboarded so talarico could run over ken paxton with a ford F150
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They’re gonna have to rename that show to Talarico Elementary
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BREAKING: In a stunning moment, James Talarico just went on Fox News and blew them away. This guy is a generational talent.
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dan@wholildanNov 3
hot girls listen to justin bieber
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yo a los 13 años poniendo bieber como mi apellido en facebook
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So proud of Gina, so proud of James, so proud of Texas!
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@lowkeyalbertOct 31
All this shi just to die on a random day
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Yelling ACAB at the 3-year-old in a cop costume out walking with his family
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Pop Base
@PopBaseNov 1
15 years ago today, Justin Bieber released ‘Under The Mistletoe.’
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Image from Justin Bieber (@justinbieber)
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g@34rthsOct 28
Spongebob squarepants if you can hear me please help me
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🚨 Justin Bieber is rumored to be dating model Hailey Baldwin after being spotted kissing at the church via TMZ.
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☣︎@grimlunOct 22
bdsm (been depressed since middle school)
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miya@miyarah_Oct 19
como se siente estar sobreestimulado y empiezas a ser cruel con la gente sin motivo alguno
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Showing every sign of depression except loss of appetite
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@user0000O0Oct 15
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trash jones@jzuxOct 13
(still in a dark place) ah yeah i was in a dark place then
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People will say they hate drag and then go see the Savannah bananas
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