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Aussie: "That your dog?" Kiwi: "Yep" Aussie: "Mind if I speak to him?' Kiwi: "Dog don't talk.” Aussie: Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doing all right." Kiwi: (look of shock) Aussie: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Kiwi) Dog: "Yep." Aussie: How's he treating you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play." Kiwi: (Look of total disbelief!) Aussie: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Kiwi: "Horse don't talk.” Aussie: "Hey horse how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Kiwi: (Extreme look of shock!) Aussie: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Kiwi) Horse: "Yep." Aussie: "How's he treating you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather." Kiwi: (Look of total amazement!) Aussie: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Kiwi: "That sheep's a fucking liar!!”