Johnny 'Big Onion' Maloney

I've uninstalled all my anti virus software because I now realize that viruses are perfectly healthy & natural for a young computer to have.

So I'm only on Bluesky now. I don't like this platform anymore. You can find me there.

October.

Anybody who is really concerned about Kathleen Kennedy managing Star Wars ought to check out what she did before, like Back to the Future. Poltergeist. The Goonies Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Hook Schindler's List Jurassic Park Arachnophobia (!!!!!!!)

Aggression? Placed Threats? Uttered Violence? Perpetrated This Great Badness? Committed Carnage? Unleashed Bedlam? Wrought (From "Proper Verb Usage in Useless Situations" pub. 1982)

This joke about stairs is funny on two levels.

Epilepsy warning.

*opens fortune cookie* *is attacked by bear hiding in cookie*

Geologists at Karaoke: "I WANNA ROCK."

Those who TRON, will know.

What's the most precious substance in the universe? James Cameron: "Unobtanium. It's an obtuse, rare element found only on the far off..." Frank Herbert: *grabs mic* "Drugs."

I'm back on my bullshit again @Lazin_Ryder youtu.be/DkIGlmk5lZU?si=gm7y…

Still a Disney princess.

Simply the greatest movie scream ever.

IT'S A BIT WINDY.