The Hank Hill of Environmental Design. Recovering Bookseller.

Baltimore, MD
Joined July 2014
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For the 17th year in a row, Lane Pryce ranks as the #1 Halloween costume in America among both men and women
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HW Bush-Clinton election. They showed a clip of HW working out and I thought those two old dudes were going to fight.
What is the oldest political news story you can remember? For me it's Joe Biden being selected as Obama's VP.
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When they go technical, you go crude.
how do you even defeat a state that has modern technology? sometimes i fear the era of revolution is over
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Damn. Just…damn.
A purported BioWare developer has leaked a trailer for the cancelled ME 5 on Reddit. The footage, reportedly titled "MASS EFFECT UNIVERSE," appears to suggest the project was further along in development. Its authenticity remains unverified. #MassEffect
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In 1816, the American Colonization Society was founded with the express idea that Black and White people could not coexist in America, and therefore, Black people should be sent to Africa. The ACS formally disbanded in 1964.
Name one other minority in history whose very existence was openly and ubiquitously discussed as an international “Problem” to be solved.
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Godfrey had an old joke that said if KKK University started accepting students, the first kid to sign up would be Nigerian.
african people will go to university in like tajikistan for no reason
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Walkable, centrally planned, large social safety net, a subway…
Texas will turn into Paris, France, if you and your family do not vote Republican.
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They would have lost and had molten gold poured down their throat.
Replying to @skibidiblazor
I keep thinking “what would a Roman Emperor have done?”
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We don’t need AI, what we need is the ability to turn a PDF back into a word doc without the formatting looking like it survived a plane crash.
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They’ll put an AI assistant up your ass if you’re not careful
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americans see a working class protest in another country and want to shoot the protesters
Dear France: You can rent 100 rednecks from Florida, we will solve this in 12 hrs.......No rules though.
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Welp, there goes some of the best storytellers in gaming. Chewed up and spit out.
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fuck yeah bro, America. cancelled public execution of a guy in a wheelchair. the president posting video of a guy mauled by tiger. Army guy falling from football stadium roof because he used ropes wrong. america dog its lit
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I’m going to start doing this with my tweets.
My landlord is beefing with her printer I guess
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Victimless crime, wrap it up.
A fitness influencer has been arrested for shooting an Uber Eats driver who came back to ask for his girlfriend’s number The driver had returned nearly an hour after delivering food, hoping to see the woman again
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Hadn’t seen it back. What a fucking pussy lol
here’s the exchange where @sostalksmoney makes what is charitably called a joke: “I’m sure your mom really died of a headache — your mom might have died from a headache” @AdamFriedland if u read this i’ll take it down for $100,000
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In another episode of “Things That Should Be Illegal”
NEW: Megadonors have now poured *2.3 billion* into the midterm elections. Leading the pack is Elon Musk, the world's richest man, who is now the biggest individual political donor in American history. Six donors have given $100M+. Read here: washingtonpost.com/elections…
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she’s becoming a noble gas
TRUMP: KATIE ZACHARIA WILL STAY IN SOME FORM, BUT MAYBE ANOTHER FORM
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