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Scorpy

@ScorpyLil

Mechatronics Engineer|| ToXic ||Atheist || Narcissist|| Liar|| Sadist|| TUK ||Fake friend | Embedded systems|| IoT.

 Kenya
Joined September 2020
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To those who linked us to money making opportunities this year.
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I just realized the more I stay up, the more I think too much and time keeps moving. Acha nilale.
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Bois wangu amekam akiwa amefura uso namuuliza shida ni gani ananishow Jana ule Dem tulikua tunakata na yeye alimconvince waende na yeye kwa msupa,kumbe Dem alilewa na sisi akasahau ameacha boyfriend kejani😂
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im sorry but nothing will ever top this
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@MagicOfBarcaNov 7
Idk if this hate watch was better or Morocco
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Vij@lilazzera10h
Professional footballers and coaches and commentators were telling horror stories, talking about him like he was sleep paralsis demon straight out of hell then you would look at him and he's this joyful adorable little thing
liam (@liamdahgoat) profile pictureliam
@liamdahgoat15h
Guy will score the nastiest goal ever and just pull this Cele,football is so natural to him
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🕷️@dxvd12319h
Spain 2026 are the only guys who have managed to have not even one memorable pic
fcb_aayush (@Aayussshhh10) profile picturefcb_aayush@Aayussshhh10Nov 7
No other trophy comes close
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@MrSam_fcb22h
Messi becomes the first and only player in football history to win 10 league golden boots 🙌🏻 🐐
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Lionel Messi joined Inter Miami the worst team in MLS with 0 trophies and won them 4 titles This easily equates to what Cristiano Ronaldo did for Portugal! Only that Lionel Messi joined a worser team.
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The Sadness of Existentialism
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JC
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The Best Thing They Did for Their Country: Messi Ronaldo
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JC (@1899JC) profile pictureJC
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The Difference Between Messi and Ronaldo
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nimeingilia vita ya locals flani apa nimekula kidevu ata sijui imetokea wapi
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Going to get beers with my retarded boys who like fights for the 30th time in a row. Life is good mamae.
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Wambua
@Itswambuaa17h
Somalia is collapsing but Somalis in Kenya think they're holding our country together 😂😂
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2016- You can’t be the GOAT with no International Trophy 2026- You don’t need a World Cup to be the GOAT These guys eh 😭😂
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@chimyjulio21120h
We don’t do that here 🤝🤝 We only recognize the one and only true GOAT Messi.
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It won’t last, I just need it documented.
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Kestin@keskananaNov 7
Thicky Sandra anasema haezi date jamaa huchew jaba eti ju ni disgusting. Na watu wa jaba nao wakiulizwa wanasema aje😂
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I would wipe my ass with the pages of the Quran if it wasn’t so disrespectful to my shit.
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tbh, I’ve never seen an elite player hit the sui celebration after scoring It’s always the mid ones like Delap and Garnacho. No wonder they idolise Ronaldo they’re just as average as their role model 😂
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Kuna penye nataka kuterminate contract ya Real Madrid then nisign ya Coventry,,hii kunyamaziana imezidi sana😂😂
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