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Former Journalist & Columnist. Infamous QPR Penalty taker. Chef, Husband, New Dad to a beautiful girl, Geek, Ethnic minority, Whisk(e)y expert.

Chiswick, London.
Joined March 2024
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I'm the richest man in the world.
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One, as a proper Englishman, has sent a letter.
The SHIT #BonfireNight i went to tonight didn't get the memo
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Katherine Ryan didn't need a jury. She revealed Russell Brand's true nature a while ago.
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I'm so fucking done with weak men talking about 'open secrets' and them doing ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL. FFS women were abused, assaulted and RAPED by Russell Brand. Fuck your pay packet. MAN UP and call shit out.
Russell Brand has been found guilty of rape and sexual assault. I'm shocked because I was certain he would get away with his crimes. The fact that Brand is a rapist was an open secret on the British comedy circuit. A friend of mine knows one of his victims. One of the things I learned over the last few years is how many people in the entertainment industry are good, decent people and how many are compromised by their own desire for power, money and clicks. Francis and I shared what we knew about Brand with people who were thinking of working with him and many of them immediately recognised we were telling the truth and stopped any association with him. Others, not so much. This is even more true of his former employers like Channel 4 and the BBC. I am not saying everyone at those organisations knew but many people definitely did and they not only didn't say anything, some of them actively protected him. I hope the verdict today brings closure and peace to his victims and serves as a reminder to powerful people who abuse their position to take advantage of others that they won't get away with it forever.
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That Kiev torture gaff story disappeared for western audiences rapidly didnt it? As it was real, it happened, it's still happening. Cheers @BBCNews @Channel4News @itvnews for burying that story. @10DowningStreet will give you all a cookie. Good boys. #Ukraine
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The SHIT #BonfireNight i went to tonight didn't get the memo
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I hope @Kathbum is being blessed with whatever wine and food ahe desires.
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Dear Russell Brand Jesus thinks you're a cunt.
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I don't want to shame any particular woman here, but publicly announcing that the #RussellBrand conviction must be wrong because you went home with him and he didn't rape you makes about as much sense as saying 'well, I left 25 Cromwell Street alive, so Fred West's innocent.'
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I got tickets. It was shit. I paid SIX POUNDS for a 'hot dog' that could barely beat up a chipolata. Your NEW SUPREME LEADER thought it was 'alright' based on her reactions. I bought a bunch of glow stick stuff for no sane reason. Oh and i saw zero fireworks as my attention was solely on SUPREME LEADER to see if she was happy or not. I was prepared to bug out in a millisecond. Anyways. I think we can cure veganism.
Ok so, #Chiswick request. There's fire works at Strand-On-The-Green school I missed out TWICE when trying to get some They're £6 and adult and £4 a kid. Albeit i think your NEW SUPREME Leader is probably free as of her age. I offer £50 AND a tenner to the Donkey Sanctuary. @TheChiswickCal
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Ok so, #Chiswick request. There's fire works at Strand-On-The-Green school I missed out TWICE when trying to get some They're £6 and adult and £4 a kid. Albeit i think your NEW SUPREME Leader is probably free as of her age. I offer £50 AND a tenner to the Donkey Sanctuary. @TheChiswickCal
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Michael Tracey should be banned from being allowed to use toilet paper or oxygen. The fuck is this shite re Russell Brand?
So it's a mixed verdict. Interesting that an alleged serial rapist would be found Not Guilty of some purported rapes, while Guilty of others. Would need to study each charge in depth before assuming any of them to be well-founded or credibly proven beyond a reasonable doubt
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The people supporting Russell Brand on here need a right shoeing. Let me say it slowly for you... HE IS A RAPIST You disgusting retarded spazcabbages.
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I've kept my gob shut as I had to. I know multiple women, high profile public figure women, who have told me various incidents that they were involved in or a close friend of theirs was. Russell Brand was and likely still is, a pervy rapey smelly (yep, he stinks) fucking cunt. And, as per fucking usual, 'everyone knew' in TV world. My thoughts and prayers are with his cell mate who'll have to put up with the cunt.
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Ok. I'm going to set this up. We need a recovery centre, we need butchers and we need chefs. These peoplee need our help. Together, I believe, we can cure Veganism. Sod Net Zero. Vegan free by 2030, that's our goal. #vegan
I've been thinking about this a lot since I posted it. We need a charity to combat this affliction. I'm willing to do this. BEEF #vegan #veganism
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I miss a decent #BonfireNight ... in West London they all seemed to have disappeared. When I was younger we had a massive bonfire night at Primary School. The caretaker would have been stock piling wood to create a fecking MASSIVE fire. There would be sticky toffee apples, soup & bovril, burgers, sparklers for all and, obviously, a bad arse fireworks display. The parents would all be pretty pissed from the hot punch or whatever it was the deputy head had sorted out. OH!!! And Penny for the Guy! Me and my two best friends had a guy we had made & he was in a wheelbarrow. We'd get sssssooooooooo much sweets money. My lot, #GenX , truly had the greatest childhood.
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A Government actual torture gaff was found in Kiev. A torture gaff related to Zelensky snatching kids off the streets & sticking a gun in their hands. The reaction from the UK? Scott and his friends are going to pay for a piece of piss GCSE... piss of piss as it'll be Ukrainians opting for it. Helps schools fuck with the league tables though I guess.
Proud to announce that students in England will be able to study Ukrainian at GCSE. It’s a chance for pupils to explore Ukraine’s rich culture and history and, for the Ukrainian community to remain connected to their heritage. This is another step in our enduring support for Ukraine as part of the 100 Year Partnership 🇺🇦🇬🇧
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Lidl nonchalantly creating the greatest Christmas advert known to man.
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So... what V said...hmm... People shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. #BonfireNight
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