I drink and I don't know things. Once described as mildly amusing. #ggtth

Fife, Scotland
Joined January 2009
It's my birthday today, if you want to be nice, you could download my book, which is free on Kindle Unlimited 🎁😉
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Ooo they're going to kick the ball from the little white spot because they couldn't play proper football during the previous 120 minutes.
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So if you want to connect on Bluesky... bsky.app/profile/scotwriter.…
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My super duolingo free trial has ran out leaving me a bit triste
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I just listened. Aye. That was good.
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It's 5 minutes to my birthday. #justsaying
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This made me smile
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Just watched One for the Road - it was an emotional end to a fantastic journey #topgear #grandtour
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I did a thing - St Andrews & Fife NHS - Research and Innovation Symposium #betterposter
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Do you think parmesan shavings were invented by someone cutting blue bits off the cheese? Just curious. I definitely haven't just done that.
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This short story will brighten your day 🧵 At the age of 40, Franz Kafka — who never married and had no children — was walking through a park in Berlin when he met a young girl who was crying because she had lost her favorite doll... (1/6)
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Well written and worth a read
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Yus! Just got a pointless answer because @Tonygardner complained on here once that he was often a pointless answer. I now have him and Henrik Larsson in the same Venn diagram 😂
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We’re doing a pop up for a week in Exeter soon. It’s been YEARS since we’ve shown my work other online, so we’re looking forward to it. I will be posting about it, so we would really appreciate shares. You may not be able to come along, but maybe someone who follows you can. Ta!
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OH is a lumberjack and he's okay.... he did a job this weekend in exchange for a weekend in a highland lodge. This is the before and after
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