One of my favorite things to do is miss out. I never gave af

I gotta get my shit together. But first let me go smoke some weed outside

"I wish she'd hurry up so we can discuss global warming."

I would be so rich if I was selfish and could comfortably take advantage of people. But I know I wouldn't be happy

they be using astrophysics to determine if a catch is a touchdown or not

they know ball

tell him you the worst bitch ever

"Are you crazy?? Let's hide behind the chainsaws."

man SGA shut up lmfao

damn somebody done told on Senator Lucas

it was getting dark outside before 5:30 😞

they should've just handed it off to Beastmode

Sometimes you gotta just let women talk and sometimes you gotta let them know when it's time to be quiet

all that textin smh you should've just commented "stfu" on her story she would've loved that

why they keep rearranging my Twitter yo? Put my goddam likes back where they were 😒

all 4 NBA teams in Cali playing each other tonight

please let this become a challenge

never fails smh I didn't get a snack and now I'm lookin dumb cuz I chose not to get one

3's just gotta drop. The stats were almost identical for both teams except that category, 21 to yall 8