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Resting Scritch Face

@ScritchFace

I'm Darius the Egyptian Mau whose default setting is cranky af. Because I am generous, I share my house with a human servant and my brother from another mother.

Joined June 2020
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When you find the perfect spot under the heater.
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There's thunder and I hate it.
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I don't like wind and rain. Make it stop.
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I don't know why we're still in bed but I'm fine with it.
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I stole your seat?? I think not! I've been letting you use mine.
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I don't understand why humans and dogs enjoy going in the car, it's awful!
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If I get in the bag they can't leave without me
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Your offering was acceptable, human
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Begging for food is serious business
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I'm more interesting than the TV
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I'll just rest my paw on your shoulder so you don't forget to feed me.
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How dare you touch me!
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How many times do I have to tell you to stop taking my photo?!
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You left me home alone for a week and you expect me to be happy to see you?
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Don't speak to me
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It's not easy always looking so majestic.
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This is my human, back off.
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You stole my mouse again.
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Why did you throw away the mouse I brought you?
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Yet another meeting that could have been an email.
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