@SeanNeutron

dad jokes are my love language - Vikings correspondent for the @midnitemikeshow - https://xitter.cf/t.co/6LdiDzEeXz

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Joined August 2011
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Roman Reigns before he spears someone:
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CT Smith@scaryman4217h
Geno has never won a title without multiple top 5 picks Caitlin took teachers and massage therapist to 2 national title games
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dudermane@612jack23h
this may come as a shock to you, but (electrocutes you)
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valkyries pls don’t agree to that election day game 7 bullshit i understand wanting to do the right thing and be fair but there comes a point where they are asking you to do something very stupid
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marzy ✨@weirdnotwildOct 25
me and who?
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"the password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" drone strike my house man i don't care anymore
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Apologized more for this than when he beat up a woman
Ryan Wood
@ByRyanWood11h
After the game, Josh Jacobs said he apologized to his team for dropping Jordan Love’s TD pass on third-and-5 with 3:30 left. Big turn in the loss. “That’s a play I’ve got to make. So I said, ‘If you want to blame anybody, put it on me.’”
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3 days as a denver nugget
DeMar DeRozan
@DeMar_DeRozan17h
You ever just sit in a dark room and feel like the darkness is the only thing that truly understands you. No fake smiles, no false hope. Just raw bitter silence…
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The last undefeated team in 2026. Just like everyone expected.
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You’re looking at the NFL’s NUMBER ONE scoring defense of the 21st Century 🤯🤯🤯
Fanatics Sports & Casino
@FanaticsSports14h
11 STRAIGHT wins for the Vikings 🔥 If you started with $100 and rolled it over on Vikings ML during every game of their streak, you'd now have $126,237 🤑🤑🤑
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MNMuse
@_MNMuse9h
The Minnesota Vikings stand alone at 6-0. The last remaining undefeated team in the NFL
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If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
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If you celebrated the last Jayden Daniels win by having sex with your wife the baby would already be crawling
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Obviously the offense needs to be better, but I hate how people talk about the defense like it’s just something they are lucky to have and not part of the team.
Ryan Clark
@Realrclark2517h
Vikings have such a luxury. Can stink it up all day, but that defense always keeps them in striking distance. Score 1 TD and just like that, you good!
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NFL
@NFL8h
The final undefeated team. The Minnesota Vikings.
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Shafeeq
@Y2SHAFOct 25
Don’t invite me anywhere with backless seating. I’ve reached an age where that genuinely ruins my entire evening
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jimmy@headtaap16h
The amount of times that Justin Jefferson is wide open and doesn’t get the ball is absolutely criminal
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samulige@altulige21h
low key fell off
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Something I’ve noticed about “femosphere” podcasts is that literally all they talk about is men and relationships. Joe Rogan, the biggest male coded podcast, is known for talking about drugs and wild animals and random shit-talk with the odd bit of spicy political stuff. Women are ingesting absolute poison on a level equivalent with the very worst of the “Manosphere” and the asymmetry in the way each is received in polite society is so vast to be a chasm.
David Santa Carla 🦇
@TheOnlyDSCOct 24
Go to a yoga class, ask her out, make dinner reservations, buy her flowers, hold the door.
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I don't care what you think of Aaron Rodgers. He is one of the few men, in any sport, who will speak the truth.
Desiree
@DesireeAmerica416h
Aaron Rodgers sat at that podium in Paris and said out loud what the corporate league office spends millions trying to sanitize. ​The NFL talks endlessly about “player safety” and “expanding the global game.” But behind closed doors, owners scrapped player-friendly bye weeks, forced a brutal 17th regular-season game, and shipped franchises across oceans simply because there was another dollar to squeeze out of foreign TV markets. ​While families and players navigate locked-down streets, civil tension, and grueling travel schedules, ownership sits in five-star suites counting international expansion checks. ​Rodgers doesn't care about league fines anymore. He’s telling you the truth: in the modern NFL, the brand and the balance sheet come first. The humans on the field come second.
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Ben@Sneaky__Ben16h
Daniel Jones is about to throw the worst INT you’ve ever seen
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