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Joined June 2021
Is it too late to claim my jup
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And the lighter burns on the 49 backseat
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Soles on the apples of my cheeks
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running it up in every possible way this winter
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Yall ever sit in a rocking chair on an elevator?
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thick androgynous women who know how to use their words
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wish I could FaceTime Milo
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nut in that sandbox it look like cat poop
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ALL ROADS LEAD TO WHAT? CRIME!!!
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ALL ROADS LEAD TO WHAT? CRIME!!!
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Send the 30y to 8% I’m stink bidding cribs
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the plan: 1) get the job 2) chinese fursuit 3) get her back
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Helen sun and Hank v sweet and talented ppl!
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This honey pack went straight to my prefrontal cortex
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my prefrontal cortex engorged like a clit rn
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Bisexual butter chicken
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u hear those high hats
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Hyperintelligentwasians
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sebz retweeted
I have achieved work life balance by removing work
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going to therapy and telling the therapist "yeah I already knew that" after everything they say
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