Professional Rocket Scientist, amateur storm chaser. I like sports and cooking with fire. I will haunt you if you screw up brisket.

Huntsville, AL
Joined April 2015
I don’t have Asperger’s, I have Asprisket’s
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THE ATLANTA BRAVES ARE 2026 NL EAST CHAMPIONS! #BravesCountry
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The final out from the booth!
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Yes that is technically what happened
Five-star freshman QB Jared Curtis wins his debut as Vanderbilt's starting QB ⭐
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Some of my raw footage
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The beasts of the NL East are back on top 😤 The Atlanta @Braves are division champs for the 7th time in 9 seasons! #CLINCHED (MLB x @BudweiserUSA)
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There's long been a debate, but it's now settled: "Country Roads" is about the state of West Virginia.
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In 1988 Dolly Parton pulled every 7th and 8th grader in Sevier County into a room and told them to pick a buddy. She made them sign a contract.. if BOTH graduate, she hands you both $500. One fails, nobody gets paid. The county dropout rate went from 35% to 6%. She handed out the checks herself. In 1989 she offered $500 to every kid in the county who wanted to go to the local college. When Gatlinburg burned in 2016, she sent 900 families $1,000 a month for six months. You've probably heard that part. Here's the part you haven't: The fund raised more than expected, so she showed up in May and handed every one of those families another $5,000 on top. Then she quietly put $3 million into the recovery group that handles the years after the news trucks leave. She built her county an entire hospital. She played a benefit concert in 2007, Dollywood and the Stampede matched it, and LeConte Medical Center opened in 2010 with a birthing unit and a women's center in it. In 2022 she started covering 100% of tuition, books, and fees for Dollywood employees. Full-time, part-time, AND seasonal. In 1991 she paid for a bald eagle sanctuary because the birds couldn't be released back into the wild, no press release. And when Hurricane Helene came through here in Western North Carolina, she wrote a personal check for $1 million and her companies matched it. She didn't owe North Carolina anything, but she helped us anyway. She started the Imagination Library because her daddy couldn't read or write. Before he passed, he told her it was the most important thing she ever did. Rest in Peace, Dolly 🇺🇸
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This is an exciting and historic partnership between Georgia Tech and @nasa, one that will help the U.S. reach new heights and even greater depths into space exploration! Thanks to the quality of higher education in our state, the future is being written right here in Georgia while we build the workforce to meet it. cbsnews.com/atlanta/news/nas…
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that rat bitch jolene did this
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Mentally preparing for years from now when we find out all 30 teams were in on the conspiracy, with the Dodgers collecting all the good players and exploiting the system to force the issue and get a cap in place
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MLB after the Skubal trade:
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never seen obama do shit like this
Jeff Hardy says he was bigger than Barack Obama during the peak of his WWE career.
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Don’t teach your kids to hit back. Teach them to hit first when they’re genuinely threatened. Hitting back is revenge. Stopping an attack before it starts is self-defense.
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BREAKING: The Dodgers have acquired the Time Stone from Thanos and will be activating Sandy Koufax and Don Drysdale.
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better start treating me real nice before i get my 8 together
JUST IN: MySpace plans to relaunch the platform
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Not Solo Sikoa running it back 😂 This is CLASSIC!
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Trade news: The Atlanta Braves are acquiring outfielder Lane Thomas and left-hander Bailey Falter from the Kansas City Royals, sources tell ESPN.
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Someone made the audio I just borrowed it.
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Replying to @frontierism
"He united the country during one of it's darkest days is what he did. He is an American Patriot. And in this house George W. Bush is a HERO. END OF STORY!"
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