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Rough sex according to men:
โข Slaps everything
โข Full speed
โข Chokes her without asking.
Rough sex according to girls:
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Fingering in your head:
โข Two fingers, fast
โข As deep as possible
โข She screams in 30 seconds
Fingering in real life:
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Sex workers in 1995:
- gives you problems if you don't pay
- asks you to wear double condom
- doesn't care about you
Sex workers in 2026:
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Sex invitations in 2002:
Him: "Hey, would you like to come over?"
Her: "Sure"
Sex invitations in 2026:
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Never marry a broke woman.
Never marry a broke woman.
Never marry a broke woman.
Never marry a broke woman.
Never marry a broke woman.
The reasons why:
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People addicted to pornography and masturbation often exhibit the same physical and behavioral characteristics.
The first sign is:
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Penis size expectations in 2005:
Him: โI need to be at least 7 inches or Iโm small.โ
Her: โYeah, bigger is always better.โ
Penis size expectations in 2026:
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Having sex with a prostitute in 2006:
- Pay first or the sex is over
- She does what you want
- Use 2 condoms
Having sex with a prostitute in 2026:
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Morning sex according to girls:
โข Morning breath is a deal-breaker
โข Hair looks like a bird's nest
โข Needs coffee first
โข Bladder is screaming
Morning sex in real life:
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8 S3X Mistakes Most Men Make.
Save it, you'll need it
1. Licking a woman's vagina.
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