Speaker • Author • Adventurer • Raced 52 marathons in 52 weekends (3:21 avg) • Out of fucks to give with any Republican
Minneapolis, MN
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I ran #everysinglestreet in #Minneapolis in 133 runs to see my new city. Here is a time-lapse of that 1300+ miles (in purple, naturally, to pay homage to Prince.)
Recap of the adventure here: danerunsalot.blogspot.com/20…
The fact @netflix doesn't have a 10 seconds backward button on an Apple TV remote is pure crap.
Absolutely, you mentally stunted rhesus monkey. Why doesn't the movie about something not also do a bunch of other stuff about something else.
It's clear why you are an anonymous faceless troll, dipshit.
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The only time I even remotely see commercials is when I watch live football. Every commercial for a game show or television show seems like something out of 30 Rock.
America B frightens me.
3 years apart almost to the day. Got to see my oldest nephew play his final high school football game in 2023
Then I got to see my youngest nowhere play his final game this past Friday. We struck this pose going back to about 20 years when my brother and I did the same thing.
I would personally like to shake the hand of this brilliant 11-year old. Satirical political humor from a sixth grader.
Smarter then than 70% of the adults in this town today.
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ain't no way
NEW YORK (AP) — A long-retired New York City police detective was arrested Wednesday in the road rage killing of a motorist on the George Washington Bridge, police said.
apnews.com/article/george-wa…
Yeah, "Julie" likely deserved worse.
My 13 year old has a friend over and I told them to please quiet down because the baby is sleeping and he (friend) told me to shut up?? My kids all froze and my son looked at him like wtf?? And my husband who was on a call in his office was like, "Joe, I need to call you back." They're now on a walk discussing respect, kid was still smirking until my husband walked out and told him to get his shoes because they were going to go have a talk. Weird afternoon.
Imagine thinking you have to create a miniature version of yourself, that you jam your own thoughts and ideas into for two decades, in order to care how the world turns out in the future for the human race.
Just realized the AirBnb I am booked in is in the middle of a retreat offering a natural setting for those seeking a clothing-optional experience.
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Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4ie0qQv 📷 Evan Vucci
On this day in 2012, right outside my front window in Portland, the most vibrant rainbow I have ever seen in real life.
20 years ago today I ran my first ever sub-3 hour marathon at Niagara Falls International Marathon.
It was my 42nd marathon that year.
