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26 - puns/jokes, some good, some bad...most terrible! 🙃 'to engineer is human'

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Joined September 2014
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Thread of puns/jokes/one liners... not all are good, not all are mine! Read at your own peril! teapaw.org/Seebs96/status/7760375…
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Always a little scared when I'm sat on the train. What if it goes under a really low bridge and I get knocked off!
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Full leap of faith and go with life
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Good day at the office yesterday! 😎🙃
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Death is coming regardless, best off preparing for it
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There is a distinct shortage of muslim therapists
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Life has never needed ramadan more than this year
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Duas requested
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It do be a lonely old road
Wandering aimlessly down the road of life 🚶‍♂️
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Wandering aimlessly down the road of life 🚶‍♂️
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Need a decent snooker cue... any recommendations?
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Can solve other peoples problems but not my own
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Guess it wasnt allowed then lol
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Deffo an insurance policy
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As predicted
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Rock (ME) Hard place
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De niro is actually one of my faves
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