@Seguru__

Titties `` 🪖, °ANIME × @FCBayern

 In the void
Joined July 2022
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Girls when their rich bf cheats on them for the 7th time in 4 days
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😭 God abeg... my dad introduced me to his friend's daughter today and insisted we exchange numbers. It hasn't even been 10 minutes ago and now, I'm seeing this? I'm leaving this house!!!
Chidera Nnamani@BrodaDerahhOct 25
My dad just called me after church to remind me that his birthday is Wednesday and that he saw my wife at the market. For context, "my wife" is a talking stage he set up because, according to him, he understands why a guy my age doesn't have a woman or consider settling down.
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Chilx
@iamchilx7h
I catch my guy wey dey always form hard guy dey watch cartoon. As e reach one part na so him follow them shout "super gheko muscle" I shake my head tire💔
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Was taking an evening walk with my neighbors yesterday and we all saw a body banging girl but they didn’t approach her so i decided to approach her and say HI This girl looked at me and I saw zero interest in her eyes I no even wait for her response i just waka leave her.
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“Give us this day, our daily BENZ" if e reach your turn ask for bread na you sabi
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y4yi
@yxyiagainOct 24
guy shut up
ً.@fergieishiimOct 24
with patience you can dig a well with a needle,believe in yourself
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Don Jazzy quickly round up him giveaway before boyspyce wake up
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Now we wait…
The singing Designer@stephthefania22h
Omo he reasonable gannn oo 💍💕
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Or 4 jobs....but hey ...if you wanna be a hoe that's on you
Adekunbi🌹❤️
@AdhekunbiOct 24
One needs like 4 boyfriends in this economy
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Your first fuck up na if you feel say logical argument go make them change their mind
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@sznmayo7h
A day in the life of a Corper
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Get her joor😂😂 “As a child of air” Then proceeds to say “I have the breath of Christ in me” If dem put her brain inside fowl head the fowl go piss😭😭
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Na from there you go meet am ejeh😭
GËTØ@Seguru__Oct 24
I see you as my brother in Christ
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Guess the color of the card wey Palmer collect today ? 😂
Ola
@olami_plenty1Oct 24
If God wan punish Tottenham today make Palmer just wear a Red boot.
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y4yi
@yxyiagainOct 24
You should be happy I’m off the streets if not Your girl, your sister, even your mother would want some of this and if I’m feeling generous they’d get it.
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Old taker
Victor opeyemi
@victorope01Oct 23
Can we see that time your hair ate?
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y4yi
@yxyiagainOct 24
heat been wan finish me, as i see this tweet i rush go print and frame am come hang am for my room, bro cold don almost kill me🥶🥶🥶
weightlossmessiah
@shredwithQpidOct 24
You should be happy I’m off the streets if not Your girl, your sister, even your mother would want some of this and if I’m feeling generous they’d get it.
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Snap Epon Re simi kin ri😭😭😂 Happy One month anniversary to us #whoremembers
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Pray for who?😂😭
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@Layomi_04Oct 24
Leave whatever you are doing now and pray for tottenham. 🥶🥶🥶
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I see you as my brother in Christ
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asekun
@EngrAsekunOct 24
you bant chelsea finish con dey find okada wey go carry you reach house, you no even pity your family members at all.
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