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Joined June 2011
Legal everywhere in Canada now! Only A couple more years until I can go to the US and get hammered
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Hey @Red_Franke remember when we listened this and tried to play spec ops
I need time off work so I can buy and watch season 2 of Game of Thrones
There's no fucking way I'm going to be able to sleep after that
@AllTime_Tessa I got a lil Daenerys and all of season 1
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Check out a rad vid for the @SECRETSofficial song "Maybe Next May" featuring fan submitted videos! youtube.com/watch?v=c9oppcUW… RT RT RT
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I had a fantastic day at work because the radio station we had on played Monster, Still Into You, and Ain't It Fun by @paramore
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geff: rey cud u talk 2 me 4 an minute? rey: if u aint talkin muney i do'nt wana talk geff: im lowerin ur waiges rey: geff pls
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@AllTime_Tessa are you doubting my fall out boy knowledge
I don't want to work. I want to go home and watch Doctor Who.
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Can dogs be gay?
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if the rapper name Young Nigger is not taken i would like to fill that spot
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Is an orgy of MLP lovers called a Brony Boney?
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Americans don't know what 3D is, let's change that one.
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Hahahahahahah, oh fuck. If they also call him John or Jeen, I'll jump off a cliff into a sea of knives.
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