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Jeff Kalles

@Sellak

Former of Reuben’s Brews. Former Penny Arcade VP of Ops. Tweets of video games, pets, sports, beers, cocktails and kid moments. https://teapaw.org/t.co/8SoKRy0Zjy He/Him/His

 Seattle
Joined September 2008
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Halloween 2023! Ended up with 5 projectors running @atmosfx digital decorations.
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Planning my wife's 50th for over a year, a once in a lifetime experience: Club 33 in Disneyland. Found a guy! Get everything booked for end of this month. Find out this week he can't take us. So if anyone out there knows someone who can help me, I would be forever indebted.
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Breaking my Twitter silence to acknowledge this loss. I met Rowan just as she was starting Dual Wield, so impressed with the potential, we partnered up for their fulfillment. Any contact I met that needed licensing/merch help, I sent her way. <3 to all who truly cared about her.
Rowan (@RowanRowden) profile pictureRowan@RowanRowden17 Jan 2025
posted on behalf of Rowan by @ZaraVarin
With profound grief, I’m so sorry to share that Rowan Rowden has died by suicide. She left detailed notes and entrustments that are being honored with ongoing arrangements. I ( Zara Varin ) am acting according to Rowan’s wishes as outlined in her notes, will, and legal estate plan, wherein Rowan appointed me as the primary contact for all matters. In the interim as further arrangements are being made, please know her cats - Gabe and Mjolnir - are being cared for and are both okay. The greatest help I can ask of you is to support yourself, and to reach out and accept help if you need it. Please. I will share any updates on arrangements or other news in this space. - Zara Varin

ALT With profound grief, I’m so sorry to share that Rowan Rowden has died by suicide. She left detailed notes and entrustments that are being honored with ongoing arrangements. I ( Zara Varin ) am acting according to Rowan’s wishes as outlined in her notes, will, and legal estate plan, wherein Rowan appointed me as the primary contact for all matters. In the interim as further arrangements are being made, please know her cats - Gabe and Mjolnir - are being cared for and are both okay. The greatest help I can ask of you is to support yourself, and to reach out and accept help if you need it. Please. I will share any updates on arrangements or other news in this space. - Zara Varin

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I'm waiting to be able to download my archive and then I'm leaving this platform. After last night...I just can't. I'll miss all the PA/Pinny Arcade/AI peeps. I'll miss the #wrexham community that has developed here. Come find me on Insta, Threads or the Blue Skies. I'll miss you
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Isn't it a shame that Joe Rogan ceased to exist after the show NewsRadio went off the air.
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Here's why I do this. What propels you?
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Freaking rain messing with my Halloween and my projectors :(
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So sad to hear about the passing of Teri Garr. Mr. Mom and Young Frankenstein quotes live rent free in my memory. #RIP
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In the process of evaluating TV options so we can get rid of xfinity/comcast. Trying out the Directv Stream service. So far impressed with picture quality and UI.
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Bacon costume = good. Wearing your @dog_rates "Tell your dog I said hi" hat while wearing a bacon costume = hilarious.
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Another year, another Trunk or Treat!
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The person who made my lunch at Subway may be a "Sandwich artist", but I think they can only make preschool equivalent art that only a parent would display on the fridge.
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Well, whoever stole my credit card info must be criminally insane...they used it to buy NY Jets tickets.
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Yes, it was exactly what I was holping for.
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HUGE MISTAKE!
Jeff Kalles (@Sellak) profile pictureJeff Kalles@Sellak18 Oct 2024
Well, this will either be amazing or a huge mistake.
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Well, this will either be amazing or a huge mistake.
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I may have come up with the English name for Typhlosion, but I assure you none of his "lore" was shared with me.
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Well you see Ma'am, the reason I pulled you over is cause of your sign....the hog farmers round here don't take too kindly to you fancy gals fraternizing with thier livestock.
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I don't know that I'm ready to get another cat. I can't quite bring myself to seek one out. I still find myself grieving the loss of Olive quite a bit. But if the Cat Distribution System ever kicked in, I wouldn't be upset by that.
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Go Hawks!
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Tonight I wanted something a little dessert-ish after dinner. I'm calling it the Caramel Peanut Butter Cup Old Fashioned. 2oz of Skatter Brain PB whisky, .75 oz of kkAda Caramel Liqueur, and 5 dashes of Aztec Chocolate Bitters.
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