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Web dev. Creative. Fly-er than Icarus

Nigeria
Joined December 2022
"The path wasn't clear but I knew standing still wasn't going to get me any closer."
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My mama and siblings dey village na only me dey house. Make I first whip the most wicked dish make mind dey.
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first slide💚⛹🏿‍♀️ if you are in uyo,please get your tickets to the yard!! it’s going to burst in real life tix.africa/discover/theyard
with 5 days left to the yard!💚😍 let’s introduce the yard keepers!!💚💚 tix.africa/discover/theyard get your tickets and be at the yard!!😍💚⛹🏿‍♀️
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ikang jehovah edem enyong ufob fien ye ndiseme "nut in me"
i really dont like fucking a nigga who stingy with his nut i said nut in me tf we can get a plan b right after this😭😭😭😭😭
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Abi na me no Sabi read?
I’m sorry if you do good things for someone and expect something in return,you are not a good person.
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I’m sorry if you do good things for someone and expect something in return,you are not a good person.
“women are reciprocators” he built an app for you to help track and monitor your pregnancy, you didn’t reciprocate. he cheated, and you cheated back
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Day never start we dn first chop L That's a step forward
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thank you God!❤️🤞🏿 it wouldn’t have been possible without you!
my sister is convocating tomorrow.💘🤞🏿 could only be God!🤞🏿
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E no really go far till them do you the one wey go far you go come see say e actually go far.
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I was having this conversation with a friend few hours ago. Most founders I've worked with, especially foreigners, all have their 9-5 jobs while building "ideas" on the side. Refusing to work a job because you have an idea that hasn't made you money yet is crazy.
“Salary is the bribe they give you to forget your dreams” Oya nau.
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Everywhere just be like say I dey obudu cattle ranch
Replying to @purplejola
Try to defend being a scammer in this cs And I tag FBI straight
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nigerian women were on this app telling the rest of the world that all nigerian men are rapists and pedos btw. God will punish you.
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Abasi mbok ku yak nno mmi mkpa ke itu road😭😭😭😂😂
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“Cops” in Ikot ekpene is crazy
It's GENUINELY insane how cops don't have to go to law school
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dem never see me coming 🏎️🏁
scottyolorin btw, the nigga dey on some kain motion wey be say I never see since 2022 asake.
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Something about scotty, he sounds like 2010 to 2013 style of afrobeat. I don’t know if I’m the only one hearing it.
🚨SCOTTYOLORIN NEW SNIPPET Hows it Sounding ??
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lekkiwoods dem useless ehn😭
her driver was about to go take a shower but she walked in and didn’t believe what she saw 😭🍿
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I don count wetin concern me for this life, e no even reach 5 and I even count Global warming.
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Hard pill to swallow: Someone less skilled than you will make 10x more money than you simply because they know how to market themselves.
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Since I enter uni one girl never tell me "they would soon lock my hostel". Na so so building plan I dey draw
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My taste in women changes, i fit like one wey get big ynash today, make i like one wey get small breast tomorrow The one wey no dey change nah broke babes, i go forever hate them…
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