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After the Ecuador priest got taken out by a falling crucifix during Mass… this guy said “not today.”
Hard hat on. Crucifix chained to the ceiling. Still hitting the Sign of the Cross like nothing’s wrong. 💀
Better safe than sorry, Father.
The guy who lectured America about mishandling classified info in 2016 just got charged with… mishandling classified info from 2016 🤡📂
Let that sink in 🚰
Flávio Bolsonaro: “They have ordered me to hand over my passports. They have prohibited me from leaving the country.”
Whats going on in brasil?
The kid is 3 and he's already dealing with refs, angry parents and police 😂
That's not a toddler, that's a future Ballon d'Or winner getting early practice 🏆
NEW: Florida police release a statement after a family claims that police were called on their 3-year-old son because he was "too good" at soccer.
Video footage shows a 3-year-old soccer prodigy dominating a group of 5-year-olds in Winter Park, Florida.
"They called the police on a three-year-old because he's too good... because he had the ball for too long and nobody else can get the ball so they called the police on him," the family claimed in the video.
The Winter Park Police Department has since released a statement saying they were called about a "disturbance" between league officials and the player's parents.
"The Winter Park Police Department was contacted by a soccer league official who requested response to a disturbance between league officials and the parents of a player," they said.
"The league requested the family leave and offered to refund the league cost to family. Shortly after arrival, the officers were requested by the league official to communicate with the family as he did not want to further a disturbance."
"The family stated the game was over and they were leaving. The family was cooperative with the officers and were provided with an event number for the incident at their request."
"The incident was a civil matter between those parties and not criminal. No one was arrested, trespassed, or forced to leave the park. The Officers body worn cameras confirm the above information."
Bilbao, Spain, is burning tonight.
Cars burning, smoke everywhere, and somewhere a liberal politician is calling it "mostly peaceful" 🔥🤡
CCTV from Al Arabiya shows three attackers in the Jordan church shooting—one with an automatic weapon, two with pistols. One appears to have jammed and never reached the church or joined the attack.
The toll at the church in Al-Karak (southern Jordan) stands at 6 killed and 28 wounded. The manhunt continues, per Jordanian security services.
The leader of the 400 Mawozo gang recently posted on social media, accompanied by the track "I Do Not Walk Alone," featuring visuals of his diamond-encrusted grill, which is valued at over $20,000.
🇺🇸 | URGENT: Trump announces a reward for reporting election fraud in the upcoming elections. If you live in California or New Jersey, you have a pretty good chance of becoming a millionaire.
More vehicles of the Armed Forces of El Salvador spotted heading to the International Airport bound for Haiti.
Semper Raw ™️ retweeted
Lula has won the Brazilian election tonight.
Bolsonaro led the first round by 2 million votes weeks ago, but after extending voting by two hours today, he lost by 5 million votes.
Some real Brazilian magic at play here. 🪄🇧🇷
Context: Video of Wilson Joseph, alias “Lanmò San Jou,” leader of the 400 Mawozo gang, along with three of his men. They are performing a ritual with a bottle dedicated to Jean-Jacques Dessalines (hero of Haitian independence) and issuing a message of defiance to foreign forces and to Nayib Bukele.
Lanmò San Jou (main leader):
“I’m telling you this so we can shoot at all the foreigners who are in Haiti. This bottle is that of Papa Jean-Jacques Dessalines. We’re going to shoot at everyone who comes from outside. And at the negotiating table is Bukele, Bukele, Bukele.
If our zone is going to fall, I’ll send 350 men with long rifles from this side. I’m going to control them and enter the base. After that, I’ll return to the negotiating table.
I repeat: we’ll shoot at all the whites/foreigners in Haiti, because this bottle is Dessalines’s.”
First man (red t-shirt):
Greets the Haitian people and makes a spiritual invocation. Criticizes the Haitian State and police for abuses and torture. Says that the problem isn’t just the armed men and that there’s a distraction with the issue of weapons.
Second man (blue t-shirt):
Talks about the Haitian State, says he has survived several attempts to kill him and that the country has to return to its right path.
Third man (black t-shirt):
Identifies himself as from the Lemonade area. Says that Haiti’s real problem isn’t the armed men, but the “whites” (foreigners) and the politicians who are ruining the country. Affirms that they do social work and that if there were a sincere government, everything could be resolved. Ends by saying that Dessalines is the father of all and shouting “Long live Lanmò San Jou!”
Note: In Haitian discourse, “whites” usually refers to foreigners, international forces, or anyone from outside who intervenes, not necessarily as a purely racial insult. The general message is one of resistance and defiance to foreign intervention (especially to Bukele and the Salvadoran troops).
Credit 📹 @CesarMorenoOK1
Lula has won the Brazilian election tonight.
Bolsonaro led the first round by 2 million votes weeks ago, but after extending voting by two hours today, he lost by 5 million votes.
Some real Brazilian magic at play here. 🪄🇧🇷
