Joey · Jul 23, 2024 · 11:00 PM UTC

I pooped today

Joey · Jul 23, 2024 · 12:14 AM UTC

There is no way I’m voting for Kamala Harris, I’m officially on team Trump!

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Joey · Aug 11, 2023 · 6:26 PM UTC

I took a big poopie

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Joey · May 20, 2023 · 10:42 PM UTC

Im officially running for President!

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Joey · Apr 27, 2023 · 10:04 AM UTC

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Joey · Apr 22, 2023 · 2:53 PM UTC

Donate to my campaign to give me money for my blue checkmark

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Joey · Dec 9, 2022 · 2:10 PM UTC

Might switch parties to Republican

Joey · Dec 2, 2022 · 3:10 PM UTC

Rail road workers are very selfish people

Joey · Nov 8, 2022 · 2:31 PM UTC

Vote Republican

Joey · Nov 5, 2022 · 6:41 PM UTC

Biden smells like werthers original and mothballs

Joey · Aug 24, 2022 · 4:19 PM UTC

Forgiving Student loans is bad idea, I was able to pay my loan off my yacht by myself

Joey · Aug 17, 2022 · 8:26 PM UTC

Thanks to my new bill that was signed into law I Just picked up my new GMC Hummer Ev, was only $110,000, Super affordable for families.

Joey · Aug 15, 2022 · 1:24 AM UTC

Yes, we did decide to rename my bill, it will not actually lower inflation.

Joey · Aug 8, 2022 · 11:32 AM UTC

Ffgyyffgyg

Joey · Aug 5, 2022 · 10:50 PM UTC

Wife gave me a beautiful haircut for the big vote tomorrow.

Joey · Aug 4, 2022 · 5:34 PM UTC

I’ve gotta admit, it took a lot of courage and money for me to switch to the Democratic Party.

Joey · Aug 3, 2022 · 11:28 PM UTC

So what if taxes rise for the middle class under my bill, they don’t pay enough taxes to begin with.

Joey · Jul 27, 2022 · 11:51 PM UTC

Majority leader Schumer said he’ll buy me a yacht in exchange for my reconciliation vote.

Joey · Jul 25, 2022 · 2:47 PM UTC

I tested positive for covid, thanks to my daughter who works in the drug industry I have medicine that will make me feel better 🙏🏻

Joey · Jul 17, 2022 · 2:30 PM UTC

That is false, I don’t accept donations.

I wonder why we allow such open bribery and corruption in our system. It’s so stupid. I hope our kids sort this out.