Ralph The Cat · Apr 9, 2013 · 4:41 AM UTC

Snoop Lion. What you on now nigga

Ralph The Cat · Apr 9, 2013 · 4:40 AM UTC

Dat ass 😼

Ralph The Cat · Feb 10, 2013 · 9:56 PM UTC

A One Direction movie is coming out soon. So are all the male Directioners.

Ralph The Cat · Jan 21, 2013 · 9:30 PM UTC

Plastic wrappers really don't taste that good...

Spoonicorn · Jan 18, 2013 · 11:15 PM UTC

Ralph The Cat retweeted

*cop slams bag of weed down on table* "EXPLAIN." "its not mine officer i swea- "oh quit the crap Bulbasaur we know you're the grass type"

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Ralph The Cat · Jan 10, 2013 · 9:14 AM UTC

"@KayyCeleste_: .im single, so that means i can do wtf i want" and who tf you want

Ralph The Cat · Jan 8, 2013 · 7:53 PM UTC

Guys shouldn't slap in general. It's not manly. Unless you're slapping a #bigbooty

Ralph The Cat · Jan 7, 2013 · 10:35 PM UTC

So what faggot started this #CutForBieber shit?

Ralph The Cat · Jan 7, 2013 · 9:27 PM UTC

Ralph The Cat · Jan 3, 2013 · 11:22 PM UTC

"@LailaMccarthy: @SenorRalph hi Ralph" hey bby

Ralph The Cat · Jan 3, 2013 · 11:05 PM UTC

#BucketList go to a One Direction concert and pimp slap everyone in sight

Ralph The Cat · Jan 3, 2013 · 8:01 AM UTC

Emotions everywhere on my timeline. Kids, shouldn't you be in bed?

Ralph The Cat · Jan 3, 2013 · 7:57 AM UTC

" #StoryBehindMyScar Chris Brown" - Rihanna

Ralph The Cat · Jan 2, 2013 · 8:15 AM UTC

I wouldn't have crazy passionate s3x with Ralph #FemaleLies

Ralph The Cat · Jan 2, 2013 · 8:12 AM UTC

I'll let you hop on my follow train ;)

Ralph The Cat · Dec 31, 2012 · 7:35 PM UTC

When Kanye knocked Kim Kardashian up... Probably on the 21st #2012Memories

Ralph The Cat · Dec 31, 2012 · 10:33 AM UTC

@fxcknikkinow das wut dey make sleeves and pillow sheets fo

Ralph The Cat · Dec 31, 2012 · 9:33 AM UTC

1D = 1 member has a dick, the rest have vaginas