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Joined July 2019
Kane deserves a ballon D’or but can’t lie it stinks zero aura
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Mourinho Knee slide 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Caicedo the only player who played well out there
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My whole fucking week ruined
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Quenda bro start learning Arabic
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Ivan Toney with the strangest penalty kick technique I have ever seen
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IShowSpeed FaceTimes Chelsea soccer star Cole Palmer
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HENDERSON TO CHELSEA TALK (NOVEMBER 19 2025)
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10 times better than that fat chollo Enzo
Jordan Henderson I am moved!!
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Unc still got it
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He’s wearing the Dexter drip 😂😂😂😂
How can you be a fan of Dexter and then break the main rule of the show 😭😭
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🚨🇮🇪 Troy Parrott (24) for Ireland. 😳 That is INCREDIBLE. 👏
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HAAAS ANYONE SEEN ✅ MAN CITY ✅ 115 CHARGES ✅ CENTURIONS ✅ TREBLE WINNERS ✅ FOUR IN A ROW ✅ SPURS' CARABAO CUP ✅ TONY PULIS' FA CUP ✅ JACKIE KNUCKLES ✅ YAYA TOURE'S CAKE ✅ NOEL GALLAGHER ✅ OASIS Jason Cundy unloaded on Man City this Has Anyone Seen 🤣
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Moises Caicedo.
🚨🔵 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: Malo Gusto, Wesley Fofana, Marco Palestra, Levi Colwill, Pep Chavarria, Jordan Henderson and Danny Welbeck were among the Chelsea players to return to Cobham for training on Monday. 📰 @ChelseaFC #CFC
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A touch of class from John Terry and Chelsea 💙 #cfc
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The worst officiating on the planet
Was at 2-2 here, Anderson clearly pushed the ball away with his hand, VAR did not even check it!
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Look at Jorgensen going to bang him im dying
😤 C’est un Liam Rosenior très énervé qui est passé devant le parcage strasbourgeois, qui n’a pas été tendre avec l’ancien coach du RCS. Un départ qui ne sera jamais digéré !
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Joao is literally our most important player
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No joao Pedro, no caicedo no Chelsea
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Lacroix = Donkey
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