I'm so vain I probably think this quote is about me.

Bronxville, NY
Joined January 2010
It takes a Real Genius to build something like that.
"University researchers built a satellite that tracks people from low Earth orbit and dispatches a 5 kg payload to within .1 meter of their position, traveling at Mach 25 to anywhere on Earth in under 5 minutes. They suggest it could be used to deliver greeting cards."
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It's awful. Prices are set such that supply equals demand.
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How bad is it out there?
They’re ACTIVELY trying to price people out of flying and I don’t understand the end game.
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Trump appears to be rationally responding to incentives. He could care less for the victims, and likes money. People can give him money, and receive clemency in return.
NEW on the pardon economy: We found Trump's clemency orders erased at least $119M in restitution owed to victims, w/ 18 recipients left off the hook who had White House ties. We spoke to several victims, from small business owners to retirees @CBSNews
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The fastest fact-check in television history
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A truly brutal hit.
NEWS: Oregon coach Dan Lanning announces that star quarterback Dante Moore is not expected to play the rest of the season. He hasn’t played since suffering a concussion against USC on Sept. 26. Moore returned to Oregon for 2026 after projecting as a top pick in the NFL Draft.
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That's pretty libertarian.
The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:
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My favorite football team is bad at football and it's bringing me down. :(
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RC Cola is good.
Very much enjoying RC Cola Jaxon Dart thus far
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If someone was watching a football game for the first time, they might conclude that: 1. Bounce passes are not legal. 2. Rodgers thinks that they are.
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I'm sorry, but if that is a base hit, we should simply get rid of errors.
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Not do secret anymore.
Trump family friends doing business with Russia, which it turns out secretly controls the $25 billion Alaska LNG project. ft.com/content/e9cfbfbb-e65a…
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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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I want to be unambiguously clear. Betting markets were a secondary concern.
It seems increasingly likely that the fake polls from Wedgewood Polls and SoCal Strategies were simply part of a coordinated shadow op to move betting markets, rather than people trying to boost progressives. Neera is pushing an ideological narrative xitter.cf/Dan_Zmann/status/21131…
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True, but he's also been pretty sharp.
Trump has made more stock trades in his second term than all 535 members of Congress combined.
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The plan: Instead of giving Knicks employees championship rings, use them as a lure to see who needs mandatory cybersecurity training
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if there isn't disproportionate, life-destroying criminal sanction for the people responsible for this in 2029 there will just never be a non-partisan bureaucratic apparatus ever again. I've seen this happen a couple times in a couple places- it just doesn't come back.
SCOOP: The State Dept has started asking career diplomats up for promotion if they voted for Trump in 16, 20, 24. Federal law prohibits politically based hiring for career staff. State tells @washingtonsun it's screening for "fidelity" and execution of the president's vision👇
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The Knicks' assistant coaches did not receive their championship rings during Tuesday's ceremony, despite being handed ring boxes, according to league sources. Many longtime employees at Madison Square Garden will not receive rings at all, per team sources. Those employees got their hopes up in late September, when they were sent a fake championship ring offer as part of a phishing test. nyti.ms/4jB0yvR
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94.3% win percent on a punt isn't even remotely close. The kick was ballsy as Hell, but these models cannot handle endgames and we need to stop pretending that they can.
ESPN had the Bears 58 yard attempt as a clear punt situation. Kick obviously went in. But it was a 50/50 proposition which means 50% of the time that would have been a nightmare.
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