Be a rebel and make Tuesday Hump Day.

A fine ass in a tiny thong. 👍

Wild passionate sex is more healthy than any exercise you can do at the gym.

Eat it, or stay home alone and beat it!

Why clean the house this weekend when we can get dirty in it instead.

When you send each other dirty texts all day in anticipation of what you will be doing tonight

This is how you judge how good sex was...

Girls love when you play with their hair.

Don't be afraid to hug/kiss her infront of your friends.

The more sex you have the more you want.

Do I miss you? No. Do I miss the sex? Yes

First comes trust, then out comes the freaky side.

Sex in the morning is the perfect start to the day.

That flirty texting that slowly turns into sexting.

Never go back to your ex just for the sex.

I don't wanna brag, but I'll be the best you ever had.

Studies found that people with a great sense of humor have the best sex.

When they start kissing down your body...

Good girls are just bad girls that never get caught.

Kiss her in the middle of her sentence, girls love that shit..