chris

How it feels to fold laundry

I sprayed hella bleach in the work bathroom cause it smelled like shit and I rather the bleach smell than the shit smell and now my eyes burning and I’m shitting, just a little peice of “sonder”from me

I told lil mama tie all my shoesss

1️⃣👁️😴

“In Heinz sight, mustard has an ugly color- I’ll take mustards musty mother- and upper cut her through the upper cupboard, I’ll run you and your cousin through the onion cutter” 😭

I woulda took all my anger out on the nigga laughing on the left 😭

Starving yourself all day to eat 1600 cals before bed

Mfs put a egg in ramen and stg they a master chef

man wdf

Yall think Gucci Morty counting racks or getting pussy rn ? It’s only two options

Gucci Morty

Drunk

Wdf !

I think ima pretty cool guy, so not to sound like a narcissist but if it’s a problem it’s you

Bro there are people literally crying from starvation and this mf got a diamond ball sack 😭

Nah deadass 😭

Why my dad outside talking to this lightskin bearded dude and jidion