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Florida State University is $400M in debt to football coaches. Thats almost a half a Billion dollars. Has this thing gotten stupid or what?
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I've developed an advanced method of trolling my Indian co-workers. Every time they fuck up a task or try to trick me into doing their work by playing stupid, I mutter something like 'ah you must be a dalit no wonder you can't do something so basic.' It's fucking hilarious watching them have an internal meltdown while trying to hold it in, even had one guy try to get physical with me though I've heard them talk to other non-Indian co-workers and say how castes are irrelevant and archaic. I've gotten a -90% decrease in 'ser do you have 5 minutes' dms on Teams, finally some peace of mind.
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OH MY GOD I CAN FINALLY DO THIS!
How about you win a World Series first and then you can tell us how to celebrate
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>2027
>wake up and go to bathroom
>Iran has hacked the smart toilet servers, cant flush
>wander to kitchen
>A North Korean cyberattack has taken my smart coffee machine offline
>โok Iโll just boil water on the stoveโ
>smart sink bricked by Russian DDoS
>smart stove offline because I forgot to pay my stove subscription again
>fml
>โmaybe a movie will distract meโ
>try to turn on smart TV
>Iโve been banned from my smart remote bc it overheard me criticizing Israel
>mfw
Supermarket freezers in Belgium and Sweden hit by cyber-attack bbc.in/4zilPiF
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Uniโs surgery was a success!
We visited him a little while ago, and even though he had just woken up from anesthesia, he was already full of energy! The vet tech told us they rarely see cats like him. Thatโs our Strongest!
Weโll visit him again tomorrow. Thank you so much for your kind words and support ๐ญ
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CONGRATS to the #DetroitLions on the Win and a game well played today.
CHEERS to all my โ72 undefeated teammates and #MiamiDolphin fans on our now 54 year record! Cheers! ๐พ๐ฅ๐ฌ๐ฌ
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Financial Times: Gulf states are bracing for an escalation of the conflict between the United States, Israel, and Iran, with senior diplomats warning that this escalation is likely to be more damaging than previous rounds of the conflict
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