intern @DeFianceCapital // don’t worry everything is out of control // not investment advice, all opinions here are my own etc.
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To the remaining few people left on crypto X who can read, here’s my attempt to make CT discourse great again. We dug into data over the past 5 years to show that the most durable, Lindy, and asymmetric investment is probably a fart? 💨
Introducing: The Fartcoin Investment Thesis
AndrewShang.fart retweeted
Excited to announce our lineup for @DeFianceCapital's Pitch Day!
Join us in hearing the best in the industry pitch, & a short roundtable afterwards!
This is an invite-only gathering, but we have limited spots available - DM if interested.
Fartcoin is the virtuous wife who takes care of the house and kids and prays for you every night before she sleeps.
[Coin you sold fartcoin for] is Evelyn Ha who loves you as long as the birkins keep coming.
Hi @vladtenev, coinbase with an objectively poorer UX and eroding moat, went on a +50% tear after listing fartcoin a month ago. Just sayin:)
3 months of insane daily volume and consolidation. The anal sphincter muscles can only hold back a massive fart for so long…
That’s a loss of 34% (roughly $2 million) in just 3 days.
Many such cases.
Two Fartcoin whales sold 4.75M $Fartcoin($6.07M) to buy 1.04B $PUMP!
CTRWQ3 sold 2.75M $Fartcoin($3.52M) to buy 598.57M $PUMP 6 hours ago.
9qwZtG sold 2M $Fartcoin($2.55M) to buy 440.77M $PUMP 7 hours ago.
solscan.io/account/9qwZtGC9B…
solscan.io/account/CTRWQ3mn1…
Introducing Kakashi: Fartcoin Whale. This chad spent $35000 to buy 10m units of fartcoin when it was ~0.35 CENTS on October 18 2025 and never sold a single coin since.
$35k -> $27m in Jan -> $2m in Mar -> $15m today and not a single flinch
Things we can learn from Kakashi:
1) When you have a good token, just SIT on your hands
2) The only good token is fartcoin lol
address here:
solscan.io/account/38ESLHdJk…
This is 24hr SPOT volume btw, all without Binance, Robinhood or bybit. Can we take a second to appreciate how insanely liquid fartcoin is? Only possible with the purest and most un-ruggable memecoin in existence.
@vladtenev
Alright @0xENAS gave the go ahead. All you other PMs can buy some Fartcoin now:)
Hi @TaikiMaeda2 it’s no longer considered shameful to make videos about Fartcoin:)
AY4pMi tried to obfuscate his trail using HL but he most likely was one of the largest holders with almost 2% of the supply at some point in time.
Anw the largest holder now(excluding CEXes) doesn't even hold more than 1.5% of the Fartcoin supply🤯
2 whales sold 8.2M $Fartcoin($8.43M) today.
AY4pMi sold 5.9M $Fartcoin for 40,959 $SOL($6M) 5 hours ago.
46awYY sold 2.3M $Fartcoin for 2.42M $USDT 7 hours ago.
solscan.io/account/AY4pMi8aQ…
solscan.io/account/46awYYmrn…
Fartcoin +50% in the 11 days since:)
PMs from liquid funds and OG crypto-natives with some money left are seeing it clearly: Fartcoin is the closest thing to a true PVE coin we’ll get this cycle.
Of course, the minnows will still ignore and dutifully ape into whatever F-tier token their favorite paid KOL whispers about. As always.
