𝕎 𝕒 𝕕 𝕖 𝕎 𝕚 𝕝 𝕤 𝕠 𝕟 (parody)

"You may be wondering, why the red suit? Well.. that's so the bad guys can't see me bleed." ❌ Marvel RP ❌ Literate | Descriptive ❌ 10+ Years Experience ❌ Crossovers and OC's Welcome ❌ DM's Open ❌ Gently Caress That RT Button

Has she never had s'mores before? She's British, but he didn't think she was that much of a stick in the mud.

He'll get the marshmallows!

"My mother would agree." He muttered. "That's the hour. Our time is up. That will be one hundred and seventy dollars."

"Interesting." He nodded. "And what does this make you think of?" He asked, turning the ink blot paper around. It's a drawing of him riding on a unicorns back.

He's still scribbling down notes. "I think you're masking your real feelings with petty violence. Dig deep, Peggy. How are you really feeling?"

"Mhm." He hummed, scribbling down notes. "And how does that make you feel?"

He's suddenly wearing a tweed jacket, and glasses over his mask, like they appeared out of thin air. "Yes, do share with the class, Miss Carter."

I know you are, but what am I?

Don't threaten me with a good time.

I believe the word you were looking for, is YES.

Ooh- kinky.

I have to get my kicks somewhere.

Do you live under a rock?

Oh- come on, Carter. Don't tell me you don't know that old trope.

Someone's playing the grumpy to my sunshine.

Guess who's back.