the dogs are your exes/someone’s exes - submit to DMs! ~sometimes funny sometimes heinous~ @michaelaokla

she/her
Joined December 2018
I cannot believe my eyes -11/10
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Hey @JoinPasses is there a good reason you don’t age verify your creators? Besides the fact that pedophilia is extremely profitable, and you’re making a fuck ton of money on underage girls with sexual content?
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At any time of day u are at risk of accidentally reading a conversation like this on the Internet
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I’ve seen a lot of things in my life
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I’ve gotten this exact bio sent to me over 10,000 times by the way it’s the single most common submission I’ve gotten
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Apparently if you shave your head and then go on a dating app, you will get this kind of message from multiple men
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Even when you think he must be done, it keeps going
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Sensitive topic for Paul?
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I just imagine him drinking so many glasses of milk between messages
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…. well no
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Which part 😭
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The first happy ending on my page and I have to say I’m thrilled
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For what reason 💀
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Every sentence got crazier in a way I could never have predicted
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Oh my god just calm down. Unclench
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A 38-year-old to an 18-year-old he met one time btw
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You do Not Live in the Roman Empire. You Never Did
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