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You may be able to rip your juul but you wouldn’t last one fucking day in Harry Potter World
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fuck it. Kelly Clarkson, go get that fucking bird you wanted right now HURRY UP
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CHARLIE KIRK REMAINS WILL BE USED AS FERTILIZER TO PLANT TRANSFEM TREES ACROSS THE NATION
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It’s a pretty jarring day waking up and seeing last night’s election results. If you’re someone who still believes in President Trump, I’m sure you’re feeling concerned and maybe even a little scared. So let me make this clear: We are going to eat you.
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im in downtown houston texas. theyre pulling people out of their cars and cancelling them.





















