
ALT Rough pencil sketch of a Panzerg, smiling chibi Lalafell girl from Final Fantasy XIV, in a frilly dress and chunky boots, leaning forward with her hands behind her back. Handwritten text beside her reads: “When did the Japanese start eating eggs? A long たまご!” Below the hiragana, it reads “ta-ma-go”, which means egg and sounds like “time ago”.

ALT Two-panel comic. Left: Panzerg, a tiny Lalafell girl with pointy ears, a feathered cowboy hat, a sundress and cowboy boots stands blushing as an adult’s hand plops the hat onto her head (“PLOP!”). The off-panel adult says: “Good morning, my little American. Did you dream of burgers and cola last night?” Right: a close-up of her beaming, holding a big burger in both hands: “MANY BURGERS! YEEHAW!” Caption: “tl: ‘yeehaw’ is a moe / cute sound that americans make.” Based on a comic by aftercide.




















































