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Shell

@Shellnewlife

Love Conquers All šŸ„° I love food, booze, to run, dance, cats, Man U & Sofa Timeā¤ļø Iā€™m a Payroll ManageršŸ¤“ I miss my Mum & Dad šŸ’”

 Manchester, England
Joined April 2014
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Meanwhile in the National League playoff final, Rochdale score a 96th-minute equalizer to keep their promotion dream alive šŸ¤Æ Incredible drama, incredible scenes šŸæ
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Replying to @TPExpressTrains
@TPExpressTrains toilets outside the 1st class carriage not looking like theyā€™ve been cleaned since Saturday! šŸ¤®
Image from Chris Taylor (@thesage30)
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Replying to @RadissonHotels
@RadissonHotels just back from my girlfriends birthday weekend in Oslo at the Blu Plaza and had a horrible experience with the bath flooding the room and being told itā€™s because ā€œI took the plug out too quicklyā€
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Replying to @northernassist
@northernassist so we get the first train from Victoria to Littleborough thatā€™s not been cancelled. Told twice by train staff on the platform itā€™s going to Littleborough. The train sets off and the tannoy says itā€™s not stopping at littleborough
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Oh Peteā€¦ no no no no no!! #strictly
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Replying to @EE
@EE the most ridiculous process for activating an esim. Phone upgrade and transfer of info. esim to new phone. Deletes from old phone. New phone needs a pin sent to mobile number to activate. There's no active esim so I have to wait for a QR code in the post! šŸ¤¬
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This man leaves out his catā€™s fur so birds can use it to make their nests.. šŸ˜Š
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For the next week, everyone has ā€œa few bits left to getā€. Just a few bits. Few bits left to get. Bits and bobs. Nearly there. Just a few bits and bobs to go. Getting there. Few bits left to get. Just a few bits. And bobs. Few bits and bobs. Few bits left to get. Just a few bits. Slowly but surely. Few bits and youā€™ll be done. Just a few bits left to getā€¦
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I plan to enter every room like Johannes Radebe from now on #Strictly #SCD
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Are you alright? ā€“ at London, England
Image from All On The Board (@allontheboard)
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10pm: ā€œSo tired, Iā€™m going to bedā€ 2am and 357 Wikipedia pages later: ā€œSo that's how they make Worcestershire sauceā€
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Youā€™re mine.. šŸ˜…
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A typical British conversation: ā€ØBrit 1: Excuse me, sorry, can I just... ā€ØBrit 2: Yes, of course, sorry ā€ØBrit 1: Sorry, thanks ā€Ø<both Brits somehow know what's happening>
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Itā€™s World Menopause Day today. We canā€™t pretend to know what youā€™re going through, but we can try to show you we care. #WorldMenopauseDay2023 #WMD2023 #Menopause #Menopausing #allontheboard ā€“ at London, England
Image from All On The Board (@allontheboard)
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Just reply with a yes if you tried to push all the colors out of the pen... šŸ¤£
Image from Iā¤ļøNostalgia 'š•' (@Ilovenostalgia)
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Shoutout to everyone lying in a ridiculously warm bedroom hoping to get a bit of sleep before sunrise
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Suddenly being asked for your thoughts in a meeting when you've spent the last 15 minutes thinking about which sandwich to have for lunch.
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Replying to @manairport
@manairport I want to say a massive thanks to Maria who saved my life when I landed back from Madrid on Saturday night. I left my iPad on the āœˆļø and she went well above and beyond to find it and get it back to me šŸ©µ give her a raise! #customerexperience
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Susan's #CatOfTheDay is Zac. Thank you @LindaFortescue2 for sharing this pic.
Zac is the ultimate super chonk. A magnificently cascading full bodied fluffy white cat with brown markings and light green eyes. Zac sits politely with perfectly poised paws.

ALT Zac is the ultimate super chonk. A magnificently cascading full bodied fluffy white cat with brown markings and light green eyes. Zac sits politely with perfectly poised paws.

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When someone gets you a glass of water without running the tap a little bit first.
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