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Stop the world, I want to get off. Right wing politically. I will not reply to unsolicited DM’s so don’t waste yours or my time

Joined July 2018
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🇬🇧The Office of Shelly @Keir_Starmer RESIGN retweeted
History will look back on this period in society and conclude we all lost our f*cking minds.
🚨 NEW: People with ADHD can now get a third off train tickets under Government changes to the disabled railcard to include people with neurodivergence
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🇬🇧The Office of Shelly @Keir_Starmer RESIGN retweeted
Buried in @JohnHealey_MP budget is the revelation of £150m for more army bases for illegal migrants. Wonder why the chancellor never mentioned that in his dull statement
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🇬🇧The Office of Shelly @Keir_Starmer RESIGN retweeted
How fucking dare he. On a day when families cried, parents panicked, pensioners shuddered, farmers slumped, children were ignored and the country was decimated, he's playing pub games. I hope this is AI. If its not, this is the clearest picture you will have of what this Govt thinks of you. Remember it well.
The boss seeing off a pint of Chancellor's Choice after a long day at the office.
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🇬🇧The Office of Shelly @Keir_Starmer RESIGN retweeted
Did anyone notice Angela Rayner and Louise Haigh’s bitchfest when Kemi Badenoch stood up to respond to the budget? They were whispering with their heads together, sniggering and mimicking someone nagging. Well done Ladies, it took me back to being at primary school 👏
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🇬🇧The Office of Shelly @Keir_Starmer RESIGN retweeted
Everything that is wrong with the UK in a picture
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🇬🇧The Office of Shelly @Keir_Starmer RESIGN retweeted
Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table, At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find any way To tax his ass! Tax him all he has, then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and when he hollers; Then tax him more, take all his dollars Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid... Put these words Upon his tomb: ‘Taxes drove me to my doom...' When he's gone, Do not relax, It's time to apply Inheritance Tax! #BudgetDay
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🇬🇧The Office of Shelly @Keir_Starmer RESIGN retweeted
This is the fella that’s been putting down Harry Kane’s wife. Son you clearly have never seen your reflection in a mirror. You ain’t no oil painting yourself.
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🇬🇧The Office of Shelly @Keir_Starmer RESIGN retweeted
Budget. It’s protocol for the government to send the leader of the opposition a copy of the budget during the morning. Badenoch just thanked Healey for advanced sight of the speech but pointed out it was heavily redacted. Obviously intentional to make it as difficult as possible for her to reply. Poor show.
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🇬🇧The Office of Shelly @Keir_Starmer RESIGN retweeted
Hi @MartinSLewis Just to be clear please. Is there anything in the budget today that ultimately helps people who get up and work hard week in week out or is it just for those who don’t bother? If it’s the latter should we all sod it off and start claiming for everything? Thanks
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🇬🇧The Office of Shelly @Keir_Starmer RESIGN retweeted
Kemi Badenoch tore Labour to shreds today at the budget. A serious leader. “They love to dish it, but they can’t take it.” “Those on benefits are getting an increase, those going out to work are not. That is not fair…Labour are addicted to welfare”. We deserve better.
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🇬🇧The Office of Shelly @Keir_Starmer RESIGN retweeted
LET'S GO PEOPLE
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🇬🇧The Office of Shelly @Keir_Starmer RESIGN retweeted
My feeds are fucking rammed with icks slating Harry Kanes wife... Let's be real here you've either never touched a woman, are rejected by women or you're that addicted to watching porn that you're waiting on a carpal tunnel diagnosis. Shut the fuck up and mind your business.
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🇬🇧The Office of Shelly @Keir_Starmer RESIGN retweeted
Harry Kane's wife is getting bullied. People are just so ev!l. Imagine saying this about someone's wife.
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🇬🇧The Office of Shelly @Keir_Starmer RESIGN retweeted
Replying to @moyesboyjoe
Then there are those lower than mid 😂😂😂
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🇬🇧The Office of Shelly @Keir_Starmer RESIGN retweeted
I’m really saddened to read the vile comments about Harry Kane’s wife. She’s not ‘a tub of lard’ by any stretch of the imagination. She’s a beautiful woman who is loved and respected by her husband and children. Some people are just utterly vile
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🇬🇧The Office of Shelly @Keir_Starmer RESIGN retweeted
Duchess of Sussex to present Australian TV show! Meghan may spend weeks in Melbourne filming Junior MasterChef next year, with Prince Harry and their children potentially joining her! Let’s Hope They Stay There!! telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10…
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🇬🇧The Office of Shelly @Keir_Starmer RESIGN retweeted
Replying to @reidhoffman
Epstein hounded me relentlessly to go to his pedo island and I always declined. Not you though. You actually went. What “gifts” did you bring to Epstein when you went to pedo island?
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🇬🇧The Office of Shelly @Keir_Starmer RESIGN retweeted
I am not here to defend Thomas Markle. He has a big mouth and is every bit as short-sighted as his daughter. If Thomas is guilty of what his son is accusing him of—though I actually think it is Thomas Jr trying a cash grab and to cover himself, putting it all on his old, frail dad who has dementia—then lock him up. I don't care about him. Look at the facts: this is Thomas’s ex-wife, Roslyn, actively defending her former husband back in 2017—and a year later, she is supposedly turning on him? We are expected to believe that she then suddenly turned around and wrote a letter to the Met Police condemning him. I am here to piece through Meghan’s clear opportunistic media campaign to rewrite history in the court of public opinion. But it's not working. The same people dislike her, while the others continue to gaslight the majority of the public—who are simply not buying this latest PR scheme and narratives. I don't believe that letter ever existed. The copy The Sun supposedly saw was an absolute forgery, and even the timing alone gives the whole game away. Harry, Meghan, and The Sun haven't actually provided any evidence that would stand up in court. We have just got their say-so sensationlism. Absolutely nothing has changed, and intelligent people are easily able to compartmentalise this. The British public sees right through the BS and media manipulation. We know precisely how Sunshine Sachs and PR companies propaganda works, and we are not buying it. Example, just look at the NYC car chase. Their team splashed this "catastrophic" car chase across the entire mainstream media, and none of them actually investigated it. They just swallowed up what Harry and his current wife said, regurgitating word-for-word the press release and the narrative pushed by their mouthpiece, Omid Scobie. There was absolutely no critical thinking from the press. But the propaganda had so many holes, and when logic and rationale were included, little by little the whole story fell apart. Royal watchers have spent the last six years watching this exact playbook unfold when it comes to Harry and Meghan. We have watched them thrashing Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip's last years on earth with damaging allegations and lies, all so they could launch themselves in the US to make millions of dollars. They released even more lies in a Netflix docuseries only months after the late Queen died, after already threatening her in The Cut magazine while she was dying of cancer. They passed information to Scobie to label the Princess and the King as racists, and they helped fuel the intense harassment against Catherine while she was undergoing chemotherapy for cancer. Their bad behaviour tracks all the way back to the beginning, from the bullying of Princess Charlotte at the bridesmaid fitting to the shameless PR exploitation of the Uvalde school shooting and the California wildfires. A continuous stream of media games. The obsession with the Royal Family is so intense that it results in constant stalking, copying, and the creation of endless daily puff pieces. From the sick "Diana PR stunt" in Paris to the ghostwriting of Spare and the countless lies told across multiple interviews, it is all part of the same calculated campaign and this Thomas Markle nonsense changes nothing of what harry and Meghan have done in the last six years. The public is simply refusing to be manipulated any longer. So no, as it stands, I'm not buying this nonsense, especially when the source is Thomas Markle Jr who contaminated evidence. He is a long-time alcoholic, stole his dad's GoFundMe money, and has a very twisted and depraved mind. Just look at his YouTube channel—he is vile, chauvinistic, vulgar and was banned from seeing his children. He was arrested for domestic abuse and is the only Markle to be publicly seen with a small and questionable Filipino partner who looks like she's 16. He is not a reliable source; he's a liability.
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🇬🇧The Office of Shelly @Keir_Starmer RESIGN retweeted
"War is a place where young people who don't know each other and don't hate each other but kill each other based on decisions made by people who know each other and hate each other but don't kill each other."
‘I am utterly DISGUSTED by your rampant, pathetic cowardice.’ Former Metropolitan Police detective Peter Bleksley BLASTS @alexarmstrong after he suggested he wouldn’t fight for his country.
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🇬🇧The Office of Shelly @Keir_Starmer RESIGN retweeted
LOOK! A wholesome, happy family !!!♥️
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