@SheoStatue

With the right offering, perhaps you may receive a blessing, or perhaps a quest. Or I may laugh at you. You never know! #umarp

 Wherever I am needed.
Joined August 2026
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"Come one, come all! If you can find my statue in the woods, and you bring me an offering I like, I may grant you a boon, or maybe send you on a quest! You never know what my whims may offer! Perhaps I shall see you soon! Or maybe I won't!"
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[And if they won't have you, I will! Ha ha!]
THE THREE GODDESSES (indefinite hiatus)@3GsofUmasSep 26
[GO AND BEHOLD OUR NEW SHRINE] [WE WILL TAKE YOUR PETITIONS AND PRAYERS AT EOTHER OUR MAIN SHRINE OR AT THIS ONE]
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HA!
THE THREE GODDESSES (indefinite hiatus)@3GsofUmasSep 14
Replying to @UniversalUmaNeo
[YOU ARE ALLOWED TO KILL YOURSELF]
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*the statue notes the irony of Unity causing unity in getting expelled*
THE THREE GODDESSES (indefinite hiatus)@3GsofUmasSep 9
*the three goddesses return* All: Unity, for your u crimes. We banish from this academy. Go away from us, we never knew you.
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"Aaah, this realm continues to surprise me! Perhaps in time you will grow back into your old glory once again!"
CURWENS BAY BARB@FORGOTTENUMAGODSep 6
[GREETINGS. I AM CURWEN'S BAY BARB. FORGOTTEN GODDESS OF UMAS.] A voice resonates in your mind... You somehow know the whereabouts of this statue now. #umatwt #umamusume
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"...some may look upon this blessing with joy, others with anger. A side has be chosen."
Tolacen Alu-Guard: Delta@UnderpaidTCDFSep 5
"...Who's trying to kill me right now? It would be kinder to simply come up to me and fight me now." (The answer is-) "SHUT UP ELPIS!" 🧂deltas answer is fuck turk, marry barb and kill arabian for teasing him so much (in good humor of course)🧂
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The Sheogorath Statue retweeted
Vaxen @UmapyoiDaily@UmapyoiDailySep 4
Daily Uma Cutepost
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*a voice is heard* "Your request is heard, and I shall grant it!" *Winning Ticket now has a pet guar.*
Winning Ticket@TickezoChanAug 29
Well what are you waiting for, c'mere and give me some guar, you also look like you're in need of one!
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