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Shepherd Overwatch⚓️

@ShepherdOvWatch

USNavy 🐊 Veteran, Florida 🐊 alum, FAFO dog trainer/breeder, Farmer, MAGA, Pureblood. Without 2A, there would be no other A’s.

 Mississippi, USA
Joined November 2022
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Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmuskNov 7
It is so tempting to make a 500 ton thrust Raptor 4 in place of the 250 ton Raptor 3 for the outer ring of the Starship booster
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Pretty much
Ghostmaker2221 (@ghostmaker2221) profile pictureGhostmaker2221
@ghostmaker22213h
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Only if you give me the cash first, sign a disclosure and agree to catch them yourself.
The Chief (@TheChiefActual) profile pictureThe Chief
@TheChiefActual4h
Would you sell your dog for 20k cold hard cash
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Sorry buddy, I’m bailing her out right now.
𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎 (@DissidentWillie) profile picture𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎
@DissidentWillie8h
Have her bathed and brought to my quarters.
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True, they go on sweet potatoes.🤣
Among the Wildflowers (@deaflibertarian) profile pictureAmong the Wildflowers
@deaflibertarian4h
Marshmallows do not belong on yams. Pass it on.
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My freshman football coach could solve the Gators’ penalty problem. If you got a penalty, you ran stadiums right after the game in front of all the fans as they filtered out to the parking lot.
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In 1980, I got put in charge of the trash. I have been at war with those f*ckers ever since.
Brass Kicker (@BrassKickerLLC) profile pictureBrass Kicker
@BrassKickerLLCNov 7
Well sh*t then
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I never met anyone that couldn’t swim until I joined The Navy, which is kind of weird if you think about it.
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There’s about 50 Memaws around here that are about to beat yo ass with a wooden spoon.
Facts matter (@1800factsmatter) profile pictureFacts matter
@1800factsmatterNov 7
The Amish make the best potato salad.
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Good, that’s the entire point.
Brian J. Karem (@BrianKarem) profile pictureBrian J. Karem
@BrianKarem21h
There isn't one person I know in Congress in the Republican or Democratic party in D.C. who likes this guy. NOT ONE.
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Personally, I prefer the pitchfork plan. That’s the only way we’ll ever balance the budget.
Rand Paul (@RandPaul) profile pictureRand Paul
@RandPaulNov 6
The national debt now costs $362,000 per taxpayer. The way to address this crisis is with the Six Penny Plan. Make even, across-the-board cuts, and we will balance the budget in 5 years. It’s that simple.
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No idea, that’s why I operate on military time.
Dog (@thefarmers_Dog) profile pictureDog
@thefarmers_DogNov 7
what does the “o” in “o'clock” mean.
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Let me know if you need an allen wrench for that, I have a junk drawer full of them from my past ikea projects.
Daisy the Awkward Badass (@Chicago_Daisy) profile pictureDaisy the Awkward Badass
@Chicago_Daisy22h
Just bought a log cabin from Ikea.
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Are those the same anonymous sources that witnessed President Trump commandeer The Beast in an attempt to ram The Capitol and overthrow The United States?
Daily Mail (@DailyMail) profile pictureDaily Mail
@DailyMailNov 7
Trump screamed at Susie Wiles and banished her from the Oval Office. As the door slammed, he was still yelling: The 72 hours that destroyed the president's beloved chief of staff... and her Camp David plot to deceive him trib.al/gLUCNpy
Trump screamed at Susie Wiles... the 72 hours that destroyed her

Trump screamed at Susie Wiles... the 72 hours that destroyed her

Donald Trump flew to Florida without her. In just 72 hours, the most powerful woman in Trump's Washington lost everything she spent four years building.

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Bobby hasn’t figured out yet that you show her the liquor cabinet first, wait about an hour and then offer her $20.
Meat and Potatoes (@WeGotsTheMeats) profile pictureMeat and Potatoes
@WeGotsTheMeatsNov 7
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Idc who it is. If you do the crime, you do the time.
Bethany O’Leary 🇺🇸 🦅 (@BethanyForTruth) profile pictureBethany O’Leary 🇺🇸 🦅
@BethanyForTruth9h
Do you stand behind Russell Brand? This has become very controversial so I’m curious.
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A. Had to watch this 5 times before I realized the problem B. Butter face C. Both A and B
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ICE are the only Feds I’ll talk to without having my lawyer present.
Headshok1962 (@Headshok1962) profile pictureHeadshok1962
@Headshok1962Nov 7
Brilliant meme
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Wait. Back up. Someone married that creep?????
Ned Middles (@NedMiddles1) profile pictureNed Middles
@NedMiddles112h
Stephen King’s wife almost divorced him because he could stopped listening to the same song over and over while writing. What was that song, @grok?
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I’m AllCladsexual and I really don’t get the generic pans thing.
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypost13h
Alanis Morissette comes out as pansexual trib.al/FHl8hvh
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