earlier tonight i said cybercurrency would be someone's ticker by morning didn't need till morning the cybercurrency coin is 1 hour old wicked over 2m sitting around 419k now 8.9m in volume if you missed the first hour, you missed the easy part

MY 1AM MEME COIN ENTRY, FROM ALL ANGLES 🔥 the top the top from the left the top from the right still the top

anthropic has a 17% chance of going bankrupt by 2028, per polymarket my 1am meme coin buys have a 100% chance of going bankrupt by breakfast, per me

"i knew that was going up before i got it in my hands" me every time i buy a coin at 2 am it was not going up

JUST IN: china's stock market officially enters a bear market my meme coins entered one in 2024 welcome to the club, we have snacks

new season 🤝 new coins same me buying the top at 1am

BREAKING: murad says we're going to see a meme coin at a trillion eventually my bag needs about a 40,000,000x to get there so you're telling me there's a chance

meta struck a deal to keep zuck in california a whole company negotiating so one guy doesn't leave meanwhile my coin's dev left after 4 minutes and nobody even tried to stop him

btc treasury companies are back in profit their cost basis: about 80k btc right now: about 82.8k and they still barely started buying again that's me after one green trade

my portfolio tonight btc: +0.1% eth: 0.0% sol: -0.3% the meme coin i bought at the top: no comment good vibes in the trenches

anthropic might file for an ipo as early as friday wall street gets to buy claude stock i get to ask claude why my meme coin went to zero we are not the same

new xbox might cost 1,800 dollars that's about 22,400 doge right now or one bad night on pump fun

tonight's solana meta is unreal first it was coins about being offline then an offline dino coin now there are two different coins called php one of them is literally named please help pump at least they're honest

1 year ago today i bought my first meme coin it's still down bad i still check the chart every morning we call that loyalty

warriors 1st quarter: 4 of 8 from three warriors 2nd and 3rd quarter: 1 of 19 from three that's my portfolio the first hour after i buy vs the rest of the week

whale 1: pulled 10,954 eth off kraken and staked it whale 2: pulled 9,000 eth off binance into aave whale 3: pulled 4,500 eth off binance that's 24,454 eth leaving exchanges me: moved 0.3 eth between my own wallets and called it a strategy

big tech is sitting on 3.6 trillion in debt off the balance sheet and it's expected to cross 4 trillion nobody blinks i hide one 200 dollar meme coin loss from my wife and it's a whole crisis

spacex: 18,712 btc tesla: 11,509 btc if elon merges them that's 30,221 btc under one roof about 2.5 billion dollars me: still trying to stack my first 0.1

meta just created a new class of shares with no voting rights to fund its ai spending so you get the ticker the founder keeps all the control and the money goes wherever he wants congrats meta you invented the meme coin

dame dropped 22 with 5 threes ja threw 8 assists first night together and they already look like a team i bought two meme coins on the same night once they rugged together too

blackrock and the etfs just bought 528 million of bitcoin biggest day in a month btc still dipped under 83k the suits are quietly buying what you're panic selling