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comedian. writer. singer. improviser @UCBTLA complicatedly simple.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined November 2011
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Immigrant Parents Shocked to Discover a Plate of Cut Fruit is Not a Substitute for a Constructive Apology: ow.ly/3tbN50B4N8Y
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Marshmallows on the way to my hot chocolate
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first, everyone should see everything everywhere all at once! @EEAAOA24 it’s magical! 🥰👍🏾 second, do NOT see it at @AMCTheatres Burbank 16 unless you want to feel like you are watching it on a soiled motel couch. SEE PICS 🤢👎🏾
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Present swap level: Expert 🎁🎁🎁 Competitive gift exchanging meets it’s match in “Brown Elephant,” a short from Bite Size Holiday. #ad
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I'm not sure exactly why, I think #2020, but made my <3 goo.
Santa Claus will be coming to town this year, Dr. Anthony Fauci says. “I took care of that for you,” he says. “…I took a trip up there to the North Pole; I went there and I vaccinated Santa Claus myself. I measured his level of immunity, and he is good to go.” #CNNSesameStreet
LEGGGGOOOOO! 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
The village in India where Kamala Harris’s maternal grandfather was born, Thulasendrapuram, came together in a special ceremony at a Hindu temple to wish Harris luck today. nyti.ms/3jR74vF
If you needed one more reason to vote tomorrow, here it is! #pleasevote #vote2020 #votingissexy
Millions of Americans have requested their ballots and thousands have already voted. Call your Senators and tell them to wait until the inauguration of the next president to confirm another Supreme Court Justice. share.colorofchange.org/6726…
Just when I thought 2020 couldn't get any worse! 😖 @Netflix WTF!? This show made me laugh, gave me anxiety & made me aspire to be better.. the rare humanity trifecta. As a personal protest, for the next 24 hours, I'm only watching Hulu, Amazon, HBO, Disney+, Apple TV & TikTok
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And now I have to live with the guilt of watching the entire season of Floor is Lave before finishing Patriot Act and I don't know how I will but I guess I have to try. 🤦‍♀️
shilpa das retweeted
Unequivocally, we stand with our Black friends and families. #Asians4BlackLives #BlackLivesMatter (Poster by @KalaMendoza)
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Bring it Bravo!!! 👏👏👏👏 (<-- wish these were brown)
Multicultural. Multigenerational. Multifaceted. It's all going down in Miami for this group of friends! Don't miss the Series Premiere of #FamilyKarma Sunday, March 8! For more click here: bravo.ly/FamilyKarmaTw
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And I feel alive again...
Fenn, my nearly 4 year old daughter, recorded her first ever solo song today. She came up with all the words herself and I helped her a little bit with the tune. It’s called ‘Dinosaurs in Love’. 🦕❤️🦕
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This is the most action I’ve gotten in 2020.
A 3.6 magnitude earthquake occurred 2.49mi NNE of Granada Hills, CA. Details: eqbot.com/2u7 Map: eqbot.com/2ux
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South Asians kicking off 2020 STRONG!
What a wonderful way to kick off 2020 last week: South Asians In Entertainment fireside chat with special guest Reena Singh - 20th Century Fox SVP of Current Programming! She said it - so many South Asians at CAA was awesome & inspiring! 🙌🏾🙏🏾
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A reminder to enjoy the simple things... 💝
I Tried Giving My Daughter The Worst Xmas Gift Ever & I Didn’t Expect This Reaction 😢
#SouthAsianAF is BAAACK this Friday with an amazing lineup! Special guests @sarayublue @raaginder jalapenopopper2012 & @sujataday will be in the house! Come join us! Tix link in bio! Get em before they SELL OUT!… instagram.com/p/B5FHKSpJsx9/…
Doing standup at #LACF this year... come chk out these Shorts!!!
Live acts include Paul Green, Shilpa Das and Pavar Snipe! #LACF
TOMORROW NIGHT! LET'S GOOOO!!! A FEW TIX LEFT! <3
LA! FRI. 8/16! South Asian AF returns to @ucbtla w/ special guests @Janina, @bigpunam, #RajaMichael, @richardsarvate, #AmitaBatra, #TheGetBrown, S.AAF Superteam & more! hosted by @Shilpadee & @dhruvudaysingh! sponsored by @angryasianman! Tickets avail at asianafshow.com
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