Norwegian Nerd

Trying to find your Tesla in a Norwegian parking lot be like 😅🤷‍♂️

Ever wonder how Norway hit ~99% EV sales? One word: incentives. No purchase tax. No VAT. Free tolls, ferries, parking. Bus lanes. Cheap power vs taxed petrol. Make ICE expensive. Make EV easy. I swapped an old VW Passat for a Nissan Leaf in 2013. The gas + toll savings from commuting alone covered the entire Leaf loan every month. Basically a free car.

Oh, you know SpaceXSI got deals coming in from Google on data when Elon starts smooching up to them like this 👀

Who would you rather trust your kids with: A Tesla Robotaxi… or a stranger Uber driver?

Wednesday, October 28th Another crushing sales day for Tesla in Norway! 245 Model Y's. Almost 5x the next model 👀 How can any other car brand survive in Norway? 🤷‍♂️

Genuine question to anyone who runs a bar: how do you not become an alcoholic?

Yesterday in Texas was a Cybercab day. Tesla Robotaxi added 110 Cybercabs across four drops: • +81 around midday • then +3, +9 and +17 in a quick evening burst Texas fleet: 970 → 1,080 Cybercabs alone: 463 → 573 Model Y held steady at 507. Fleet expansion continues. 🚕

🚨 BREAKING Tesla just added 3 Cybercabs to the Texas fleet. Fleet expansion continues. 🚕

Grok Bot just crushed every quiz on my broker site so I can trade more instruments. I cannot stand those things. I just told it to do them and it did. This thing is a lifesaver for boring internet stuff.

That would be amazing @elonmusk 🙌😁

If Elon BOUGHT a country to rule it, would you MOVE there? Which COUNTRY should he buy, and why?

🚨 JUST IN: +81 new Cybercabs added to Tesla's robotaxi fleet in Texas Total fleet: 970 → 1,051 — past 1,000 🎉 Cybercabs: 463 → 544 Model Y robotaxis: 507 Cybercabs now outnumber Model Ys in the fleet. Europe is still waiting 🇳🇴👀

🚨 Tesla is back to nearly 10x the competition in Norway 🇳🇴 Registrations today, Oct 27, 2026: 🥇 Tesla Model Y -> 242 🥈 Mercedes GLC / VW ID. Buzz -> 27 1 in 4 new cars registered today is a Model Y.

If Waymo had managed to catch a Starship booster, it would look something like this.

I asked Tesla owners what they miss about gas cars. 760 replies later, here's what actually came up: 1. Nothing 2. Range / fast refill 3. Engine sound 4. Buttons & stalks 5. Working wipers 6. Gas-station ritual Most-liked reply: the rumble of a V8. Runner-up: floor vents in winter.

Seriously, @apple, where the fuck is my photo? I just took it. Open Photos → Recents. Not there. Go back to Camera. There it is, last shot I took. It should be the first thing I see. How do you mess up a photo library sorted by recent? Where is it?!

Tesla just updated FSD miles: 16.7 billion. Fleet pace: ~50 million miles a day — 1,000 every 1.8 seconds. Norway last 24 hours: 0. Same cars. Same software. Still waiting. 🇳🇴

At first glance, I thought this was a health tip for men 😂