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livin la vida loca | Denver, Co 🏔🇸🇻

Joined November 2015
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Today my Lyft driver told me “you’re the funniest m0th3r fuck3r” and you know what? He was right, I am the funniest.
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Bro struck a nerve 😂
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Running to my bed after successfully surviving a day at work
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On our street, everyone is welcome. Together, let’s build a world where every person and family feels loved and respected for who they are. Happy #PrideMonth!
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Trump is literally hated.
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For the record. The lyric is… “Baby, who turned the temperature hotter?”. Thank you. Love you all.
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This is how the world views America.
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I’ll say, it’s nice to have someone actually say this
AOC: Elon Musk is not a scientist, he is not an engineer. He is a billionaire con man with a lot of money.
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I'm just gonna leave this here.
"CONGESTION PRICING IS DEAD. Manhattan, and all of New York, is SAVED. LONG LIVE THE KING!" –President Donald J. Trump
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😭😭😭😭😭
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WOW! Former Vikings punter Chris Kluwe called Donald Trump and MAGA a "Nazi movement" and was arrested and carried out of a city council meeting by police.
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CACKLING.
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Just remember y'all, Go Birds.
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Everything this woman said. 🎯🎯🎯👇
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We’re in Hell
Reporter: I’m trying to figure out how you can come to the conclusion that diversity had something to do with this crash? Trump: Because I have common sense and unfortunately a lot of people don’t
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You look away for 30 minutes and miss out on 10 new rights being taken away
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We’re really fucking doing this again? Really? Fucking really?
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😂
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