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Joined April 2020
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B’ezrat Hashem!
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If she’s trying to sell you a giant vat of grape leaves she might be a Chinese spy
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Chabad rabbis from around the world! 🇮🇹🇦🇷🇺🇸🇮🇳🇯🇵🇫🇷🇬🇷🇦🇺🇩🇰🇮🇱 Filmed by @RabbiRaps
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She’s a Chinese spy…but her father will support you in Kollel
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As if shidduch dating wasn’t hard enough, now you have to find out if she’s a Chinese spy.
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To everyone who has been asking…no that wasn’t me (my signature move is the crane kick)
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“Not all fingers are the same size.” (Talmud Pesachim 112b)
The real average penis size, according to 33 studies - both length and girth trib.al/ldKcAAa
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It’s too bad Pennsylvania doesn’t have a Jewish governor to protect Jewish Pennsylvanians @JoshShapiroPA
Chilling Philly protest on Nazi terror demands Jewish-owned shops leave the city trib.al/YLlrRJf
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As Vizzini said, Trump fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is ‘never get involved in a land war in Asia’
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“It is better to go to a house of mourning than to a house of feasting; for that is the end of every mortal, and the living should take it to heart.” -Kohelet (Ecclesiastes) 7:2
California man, 97, dies at his own birthday party moments after dancing to Bee Gees' 'Stayin' Alive' trib.al/5DwKmb8
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There should be an interstate ICE agency where you can deport people back to the state they came from.
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“Everyone knows why we lost” -JD Vance
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Shlepping Nachos retweeted
We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Republicans are distraught over the election results, many want to drown themselves in the Gulf of America or throw themselves off the Donald J. Trump Bridge!
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El-Sayed. J.D.Vance 🤝 Blame Israel
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Next season on Fauda…Doron’s toughest assignment: infiltrating Dearborn, Michigan
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Big win for milchigs over fleishigs in the Senate
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Big night for political pundits!
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Once you see it you understand….
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Waiting for the price of bananas to drop now that the U.S. is ending military aid to Israel 🇮🇱
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