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i know she’s celebrating today 😁
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This is so fucking funny 💀
Donald Trump reacts to the election results so far: "I wasn’t on the Ballot and if I was, we would have won IN A LANDSLIDE!”
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New ‘The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping’ broadcast just aired on CNN during U.S. Election Night coverage. 🎥: KevOutKevin
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we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill
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HOT PEOPLE VOTE BLUE
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United States politics are such a nightmare but whenever I get to take place in the democratic process and preform my civic duties to vote I feel patriotic as fuck
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TEXAS FLIPPED BLUE AND SUDDENLY I HEAR THE BALD EAGLES SCREECHING 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
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Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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Amanda Seyfried is the friend you send “Can I be bitchy for a second?” and she responds with “Tell me EVERYTHING” before the message has even pinged the nearest cell tower
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Walking away from this feeling horrified knowing that some men will watch this and genuinely not understand why Billy Evans behavior is so disgusting. This whole documentary is equal parts shocking and yet unsurprising.
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steve’s side profile goes crazyyyy
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I just had to visualise it because this is the cutest duo ever 🤧
when she said “why is he running away” cause she’s probably done that before and he just let her
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IRON MAN COOKIES (blurred my works logo cause I don’t trust yall not to be weird!!!!)
I got to make iron man cookies at work today and it was so fun!! It’s always a good time making cookie themes after things I’m actually interested in 😁
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chatgpt? take 4 benadryl & talk to the hat man like an adult
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I’m so excited to get off work and watch sacrifice!!!
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Idk how to explain the amount of love and affection I have for Steves fingerless gloves specifically. There’s something about them that are so cute to me.
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Living in this world as a mid-sized full time artist in an AI GLP-1 world is like walking up and down escalator. We must resist!
being online is like GLP 1 GLP 1 GLP 1 YOURE FAT SPORTS BETTING SITUATIONSHIP SPORTS BETTING GLP 1 YOURE FAAAAT
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“What is grief if not love persevering?” is truly one of the greatest things to ever come out of the MCU.
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I got to make iron man cookies at work today and it was so fun!! It’s always a good time making cookie themes after things I’m actually interested in 😁
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