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Joined November 2011
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Do you feel a ridiculous amount of delight rewatching the twilight films or are you normal? – at Kansas City, MO
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People are really on this app arguing that friends inviting them to social events is an unfair imposition put on them we have so lost the plot omg
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“connor i just wanted to say i saw you out in the hallway, i waved at you and you paid me no mind” LMAOOO i love how chronically online derek is #dwts
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Or the third most polite take: it’s nice to invite your friends to things whether they have kids or not and it’s also nice to understand if your friends decline for whatever reason.
So many people like “you’re a bad friend if you won’t spend tons of money to go on a trip for your friend’s birthday” I kinda think you’re a bad friend if you expect a couple with young kids to spend money on your birthday.
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Cause they can. Cause free will. Cause it sounds fun? Some bdays are dinners. Some are trips. Some are parties. Some are other events. Why is thinking of something fun to do and inviting friends a problem of the sudden ?
Replying to @jonquilynhill
Why do adults need birthday weekends? Why isn’t dinner or an evening together sufficient?
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I go on weekend getaways with a small child at home! I went to IRELAND with a child at home! Just cause it’s not for you doesn’t mean it’s not for everyone. To each their own girl. Friends, pls invite me on the weekend getaways 🩷🩷🩷
There is a season for weekend getaways with your friends but it's not when you have young children
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Why is asking the question “insane”? If you can’t go just say that. I appreciate my friends including me even if I can’t go all the time. Sincerely, a mom of a two year old pregnant with my second.
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If you can’t go just say you can’t go. Let your friend do what she wants for her bday and have fun. Don’t complain about some else’s fun time on the internet. If it’s not your cup of tea just don’t go.
My friend wants to plan a couples, no-kids weekend getaway, splitting the cost of a large AirBNB, in January for her 30th birthday. I really do not love this idea (husband is mortified), neither to spend the money nor to get someone to take the toddler for 3 days. It would be a 2.5 hour drive away for us, too, so it’s not like we’re close if something happens. I haven’t been away from him for even 1 night yet and he still just seems so young! It would be very hard to leave him for that long. Am I just a party pooper who needs to get over it? Genuine question. Like I actually need advice here guys
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rachel berry returns to mckinley high as a glee club mentor and she’s lowkey a washed up broadway star but there’s one girl in glee club who’s obsessed with her and they cover the life of a showgirl by taylor swift ft sabrina carpenter does anyone have ryan murphy’s phone number
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Women who say this kind of thing are witches putting curses on you and trying to steal your youth, btw. Perhaps you are extremely beautiful?
Replying to @prairie_posie
When my 1st baby was like 6 weeks I had her in the sling at the library & the librarian sighed & said, “that’s the easiest she’ll ever be” & I went out to the car & cried. Because it was so hard. But she was wrong & it got easier & the next newborn phases were easier too. 💗💗💗
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I AM SEATED for Maura and Tatyana.
Week 7 #dwts songs and styles (released on the podcast)
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Pope Leo declared free of cancer, says Vatican
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A girls trip? Mother-daughter trip? Father-daughter trip? Sister trip? BFF trip? are those not okay? 💀😭
Lmao in what world would it be normal to be in relationship and go on vacation without your significant other? Is everybody okay
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Dani was like IVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YALL!!!!
Amber screaming and running out of the way to make room for Dani is frying me 😭😭😭
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I’m not a Tyler Cameron fan but this take is silly. Why WOULDN’T you do an iconic announcement on TV the one time you’ll have the opportunity to do so??
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i get this convo but, women being able to independently control their fertility is arguably one of the most important things we have achieved in modern feminist history. its just not worth degrading when there is an active crusade against women’s reproductive autonomy right now
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So it’s each son in birth order, however, if that son has a son before he dies, his son takes on his inheritance. Same for the girls. If all sons have died and there are no grandsons of those sons, it goes to the eldest daughter’s eldest son.
wait if anthony died and didn't have edmund jr but then benedict died but he had a son would his son be the viscount or would it be colin???
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Lawyer Marg retweeted
i can promise you, no one thought "i wonder what gleb savchenko thinks."
‘DWTS’ pro Gleb Savchenko slams Carrie Ann Inaba’s judging, backs suspended Val Chmerkovskiy trib.al/yxqYHmp
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This ad is how I learned that apparently this woman’s husband sexually abused Amy Acton as a child, and she chose him over her own daughter — even after he was arrested. So, yeah. It’s a brutal ad for sure, but maybe not in the way Derek is suggesting.
This is the most brutal political ad I've ever seen. @amyactonoh's own mother calls her out for lies. Damn.
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Acton’s stepfather abused her from age 9 to 12 and was criminally charged, and the family lived in a tent in winter. Her brother confirms they were removed from their mother’s custody. Acton’s stayed married to the stepfather until he died. sources: vindyarchives.com/news/2019/aug/… wkbn.com/news/elections… justthenews.com/politics-polic… mediaite.com/politics/vivek…
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This is absolutely disgusting and the act of a desperate campaign. This woman lost custody of her kids because her husband abused Amy. How anyone can look at that and say, "let's put her on air," is beyond me. Every consultant and operative who worked on or paid for this should be permanently out of politics.
BOMBSHELL: Ohio Democratic gubernatorial candidate Amy Acton’s own mother urges voters not to vote for her daughter. “My name is Donna Arthur and I’m Amy Acton’s mother. I worked at Children and Family Service Association, building one of the first two sexual abuse programs in America. I love my daughter, but when I saw her lying about her opponent—and it’s not easy for a mother to say this—but Amy has a serious problem. She is a liar. She lies about her past. She says she grew up living in a tent. None of that is true. She’s lied her entire life. My daughter needs help, and she can’t help you if she needs help herself. People can change, but first they have to tell the truth, and my daughter still isn’t doing that. Don’t vote for people who lie. Don’t let her become your governor. If you think she’ll make your life better, you’re fooling yourself. It will only get worse.” That’s one hell of an October surprise.
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National Review has identified court documentation showing that Cledith Arthur, Donna Arthur's husband, was indicted by a grand jury in 1978 for sexual contact with Acton. NR also found that Donna Arthur pled guilty to theft in 1996 and was accused of animal abuse in 2021. nationalreview.com/news/amy-acton… ujsportal.pacourts.us/Report/CpDocke… smry.ai/www.centredail…
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Lawyer Marg retweeted
if i had a nickel for every time alan filled in because a chmerkovskiy did some fuck shit i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
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