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30 ♐/ DMV➡️Brunswick Just a man getting it together

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Make it make sense @mitchell_ness 😂
Jaylen Brown didn’t even play in the Celtics 2016 Christmas Day game but you know who did?
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Gonna be late getting on the road messing with this Pistons/Wizards game 💀
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I definitely need a new in game host crush. The one I had is engaged 😂
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Jayson Tatum forces the turnover on Jaylen Brown
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not only is she lying, but she made herself the victim at the end in true white woman fashion
Alaina Kunes, a University of Mississippi student who was captured on video walking past an apartment making monkey noises and gestures at the door, has issued a public apology cbs58.com/news/ole-miss-stud…
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Everyone on bullshit today 💀
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Homegirl is ready for the army because wdym that is your chosen method of crawling? 😂
They interviewed the baby that won the halftime race… The baby grabbed the mic and tried to eat it 😭
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Taping the Gator jaw closed is COLD af
Straight up disrespecting them boys 😂😂😂
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I am ROLLING lmaoooo
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If I send you this that means “that shit ain’t got nun to do with me”😂
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For this to be Carlton first body is insane!!!
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Men don’t tolerate bullshit like that
If a barber charges 5X regular price because the groom was getting married, nobody would question that it's insane lmao
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I understand. She’s thicker than Lenny from Of Mice and Men
Brother see a$& noor he switch 😂😂😂 Eii, the power of Duna. Brest men are just g/ay at this point 😂
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WAIT you're telling me the dude who composed the Super Gogeta theme is now the Texas Attorney General wtf ✌️😭
Texas State Sen. Nathan Johnson, who composed music for the English dub of Dragon Ball Z, is now the Texas Attorney General
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The bank would consider that a transaction
Yall call everything transactional the bitch only ask for 150 dollars
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Nah she gotta be investigated at this point 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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She must’ve won him some money
Gabby Williams says Michael Jordan texted her to congratulate her on winning a championship. Jordan told Williams to “stay hungry." She responded “I’ve never been hungrier.” (Via @kendra__andrews)
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LMAO you’re all over the place
WNBA was never gonna let Angel Reese get a ring before Caitlin Clark . World would’ve ended
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Miami’s plastic surgeons remain undefeated.
The Miami Heat have made enhancements to Dwyane Wade's statue outside of the Kaseya Center. The statue, originally unveiled in 2024, received criticism for not depicting Wade accurately. Wade: "I heard the jokes. I saw the memes. I read the reactions."
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This is how you come back lookin’ after beefing with Sarah or Rolf from Ed, Edd and Eddy.
Nigga stuck in a tennis racket
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