@SickNote2026

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Joined April 2026
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So, get on this.. We've had a stray cat in work for just over 12 years. He lives inside the garage and keeps all the rats at bay. He's a viscous little fucker and isn't fussed on being stroked. One of the lads took him to the vet yesterday coz it had been..
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Let me little lad have a go today.
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Well thankfully my cock didn't go black last night. Be arsed having one of them big ones anyway
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Jorgé@_gp_98Oct 25
Incredible times them COVID days yeno. Wonder what he’s up to now
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Girls are at the caravan, me lad is probably up to no good somewhere, so it's just me, the pooch and the Righteous Gemstones. Absolutely fabulous Saturday night imo.
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Little Wayfarer Pass one with me little lad
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Clean the man fat off the mirror
Laura@Laurau5mcOct 19
As a woman, I don’t need a man who only wants access to my body. I want a man who cares about my heart, checks on me when I’m quiet, supports me when life gets hard, and makes me feel safe without me having to beg for it. Ladies, am I asking for too much?
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Dubois unreal
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Lying in bed, full of pregabs and diazepam, watching the boxing is my idea of a very nice night in.
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Get in!!!
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Me to me bird at 8.30pm on a friday night
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When I say 'Is that a domesticated canine?', but she just looks at me like I've lost the plot
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Never despised a man more. Hope he chokes on one of his snide gummies, the punch-drunk, peptide shagging, bellend!
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Everyones pulled one of them out after a stripe
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Blondehun's new whip.
Lawrence Whittaker
@ListerLawrenceOct 11
These PIP benefit payments are out of control
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Into these dirty cheating bastards. Reds!
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When you see even the Asda are charging £2 a litre of Diesel!
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You could fit 2 of my cocks in Kerry Katona
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Got 3 phone calls yesterday from people telling me my lad was all that Wallasey Gossip page on Facebook. I was ready to chicken him until I found out he'd actually helped some autistic lad by fixing his bike for him. He's a good egg really. Proud of him.
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Not arsed how good looking you are, you leave a Richard Widmark on the doorframe and you're getting chickened!
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I know I'm a boring cunt, but I fucking love this car - even though it only does 12mpg 😷
🤖 Made with AI
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