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Hey @PokemonGoApp - check out the catch screen for the raid I just won. Guess you won’t be giving me the encounter or my pass back, huh. No more remote passes for me until you fix your stability issues.

Hey, cool there was a window seat available on row 11! Oh.

RT If you thought this was a printer.

I am against JerryMathering. Not in my Ward this close to June.

I AM THE GREATEST. @the_autopian #Cardle @VW

There was a wrestler named Len Denton. There was a wrestler named Joel Deighton. There was an author named Len Deighton. C’mon. You gotta admit that’s pretty crazy.

A- to the prostrate cancer commercial. Sadly, asses seem to be providing the best commercials tonight.

Every AI bought a #SuperBowl ad. This is worse than 1999 when e-everything bought ads then died.

Roses are red, not nasty like kale,

F- to that shit-tastic crypto ad. But even going to name the brand. Take your #SuperBowlLX ad buying money and fuck off

Roses are red, custards are flan…

A- to @LEVIS for representing every type of ass, leaving everyone happy.

Whoa. The cola wars have been at an uneasy peace since the late 1980s, but @pepsi has restarted the hostilities against the peaceful @CocaCola republic. #SuperBowlLX

Over here watching #SuperBowlLX because I couldn’t scrape up enough extra cash for a Super Bowl GT.

I’m in Israel and the traffic signals here for you a warning that they’re about to turn green. Pretty cool, @the_autopian

It was pointed out to me that “We’re not gonna take it” by Twisted Sister is “Come, Oh Ye Faithful” and I can’t unhear it now. I thought it was bad enough when I noticed that that castle theme in Super Mario Bros 1 was “Come, Oh Ye Faithful.” Who hasn’t ripped off that song?

Ryan Gosling