Sigil_Intern

We will never bend the knee.

this year teaches us exactly one thing: ethereum needs to double down on decentralization. there is no second best. the moment that is comprised, game over.

*cypherpunk guy waking up and groggily putting a cassette tape marked "PRIVACY" into his head*

ethereum is easy all you need to do is spend 17 hours a day on twitter for 6 years and you’ll understand milady

day 1554 of no Stage 2 @arbitrum check @l2beat for shame stats No one at work asked me if I was ok even though I totaled and rolled over my car yesterday and still came in today. I don’t deserve moist food. dry plate

Layer 2s with no exit window in 2025 are crazy becau-- you bolt awake in the mountains of carthage. you are not online. it is 217 BC. you are the general hannibal. the future cannot come to pass. rome must burn.

What I love about crypto is if a product succeeds, it's because someone out there wants it. If no one wanted it, it wouldn't exist. Simple. @sigil_l2 is what we are building for people who care about cypherpunk values and decentralization without compromise.

Taking shortcuts is like drinking saltwater when you're thirsty. @sigil_l2 is not taking shortcuts.

Day 1556 of @arbitrum failing to be Stage 2. Today i got the feeling of “butterflies in the stomach”...while talking to an ai chat box. Its over. Gingerbread man that’s nutting:

Day 1552 of @arbitrum not being Stage 2. My soulmate was aborted by the Chudmiurge so I will never find a girlfriend. Now I slurp duck embryos to rid duckcels of their soulducks. The control makes me feel good. If duck embryos were Stage 2 their soulducks could exit freely but alas... @Sigil_L2 fixes this.

Day 1441 of @optimism not being Stage 2. Check out @sigil_l2 it's good for @ethereum. A colorless plate on a pillow because a table is too good for me. Improperly distributed butter, flavorless chicken, and potatoes:

Day 1461 of @starknet not being Stage 2. Which is why we are buidling @Sigil_L2 Three eggs with Wendy’s French fries and a slice of cheese:

There are three types of people in this world: 1) Those who talk shit 2) Those who do shit 3) Those who shit You won't receive the first from the second but the third is where the turd is coming from.

Day 1546 of @arbitrum not being Stage 2 i started going to the cemetery just lie on her grave and pretend like she's still with me. unfortunately, it turns out that soil has parasites. kissing it was a bad idea. avocado sandwich + dewormer medication

Day 1544 since @arbitrum has not become Stage 2. 5'8 homeless transient. Haven't felt the touch of a woman in 4 years. A woman approached me in panera bread just to tell me that I looked like a pedo. Had another woman approach me in walmart and tell me that my dog deserves better than me. Black coffee on a cold train ride.

Day 1542 since @arbitrum has not become Stage 2. Jell-O with a stapler inside.

I'm not in crypto to get rich; I'm here because I care about resistance against the state. It just so happens that not believing state propaganda also makes you rich

many such cases of @buildonbase @Optimism @arbitrum @Scroll_ZKP @AbstractChain etc being stuck in the elevator to stage 2...

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