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Joined February 2009
Astoundingly awful ‘service’ this morning @northernassist. It’s pretty stressful trying to get to work. When is this dire situation going to improve. It impacts thousands of people on a daily basis. @TracyBrabin? @Heidi_Labour? @bevcraig?
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Absolute bedlam at Manchester Victoria. Trains running to Mytholmroyd all delayed or cancelled. No information or updates given at all. No one from @northernassist has a clue what’s going on. Another MASSIVE fail. Come on @Heidi_Labour @TracyBrabin @bevcraig we’ve all had enough!
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Another day, another short-formed train, @northernassist . The 0727 from MYD to MCV is standing room only and dangerously packed. I pay for this ‘service’. When will things improve to a passable level? @TracyBrabin @Heidi_Labour @bevcraig
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So, @northernassist, can you tell me why the 0727 Mytholmroyd to Manchester Victoria service is late every single day? I have been catching it since August and not once has it been on time.
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Another winning start to the day by @northernassist. Come on @AndyBurnhamGM and @MayorOfWY, put some real pressure on @Heidi_Labour to sort this out. It’s endlessly awful…
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@northernassist not even bothering to reply to service delay posts now. Shoes the level of service we can expect I guess.
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Pathetic, @northernassist. Like every other day. When will this dire situation improve. Why are you not held accountable?
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Guess what, @northernassist, the 0727 Mytholmroyd to Manchester is LATE and SHORT-FORMED again. Welcome to 2026. Another year of misery for high fare-paying rail customers.
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Yet again, EVERY train delayed. And the ticket machine at Mytholmroyd (Plstfrom 1) is still broken after over a week of reporting. The (Really Not) Great British Rail Shambles, starring @northernassist, trundles on and inconvenienced thousands of paying customers.
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Another winning start to the day by @northernassist. Oh, and the ticket machine on platform 1 at Mytholmroyd station has been broken for over a week. Top job.
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Welcome to the start of another week of total incompetence from @northernassist. What are this morning’s excuses for Mytholmroyd to Manchester?
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But they are ALL late, @northernassist. Every single one.
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Why is the 2323 Manchester Victoria to Mytholmroyd late, @northernassist? The train is rammed and hasn’t left Victoria yet…
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Okay, @northernassist, what on earth is happening with the 1944 Preston to Hebden Bridge service? I’m sat on the train in the station but apparently we aren’t leaving for 30 minutes. Shambles once again.
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Well, 30 minutes has passed now, @northernassist, and I’m still sitting in Preston station. What’s the latest? How can I get home as quickly as possible?
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Excellent performance again from @northernassist this morning. Another great start to the week. Just waiting for the hollow apology and usual excuses. When are you going to do something, @Heidi_Labour?
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Late again. Short-formed again. Standing for the entire 35-minute journey again. Sub-standard service again. Paying over the odds again. Total shambles again @northernassist @Heidi_Labour.
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Anyone who was forced to pay for alternative travel or overnight accommodation due to @northernassist's total failure to deal with Storm Claudia on the 14th Nov, can claim back expenses incurred here - northernrail.my.site.com/s/m…. Maybe drop @Heidi_Labour a note about it too...
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Anyone who suffered at the hands of @northernassist's Storm Claudia shambles can claim any out of pocket expenses incured as a result - taxis, hotels, etc. They don't make a habit of sharing this information - help.northernrailway.co.uk/s… #northernrail #compensation #stormclaudia
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Truly special this evening, @northernassist. It takes a lot of effort to be this incompetent 🚂
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