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ex game director of Subway Surfers now indie dev

Joined April 2009
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"People aren't ready, this is gonna change everything" You know what people weren't ready for? Fucking mammoths. Tigers eating them. Monkeys ripping their arms off. The black plague. The ice age. Smallpox. Vikings pulling up on the beach. Drinking water that gives you diarrhea until you die. Getting a scratch and losing your whole leg. The Mongols. The Spanish Inquisition. One volcano can send us back to the dark ages and these safety guys are gonna be shocked. Oh the robots didn't kill us? It was a volcano? Imagine their disappointment as the hot ash rains down on them. A solar flare is gonna explode your phone in your pocket your legs are gonna be covered in battery acid and your bank account will stop working. You're afraid of a computer program doing math? "Things are moving too fast" homie you live on a rock that periodically deletes everything. You are one the most luckiest entities in a 100 light year radius living during a golden era. Cheer up. My ancestors crossed an ocean in a wooden box because they ran out of fucking potatoes. "The social disruption will be enormous!" Nigga World War 2? World War 2? Hop in the people carrier we're landing on the beach. Are these people out of their fucking minds? Do they not know what we've survived already? A couple decades of air conditioning and people suddenly think oh this is the natural condition of mankind. No. We used to have eight kids because seven didn't make it. You're gonna be fine. Man the fuck up. Accelerate.
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Anyone remember this masterpiece?
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Now it feels like Opus is overdoing everything?
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Did Opus5 just become more clever? πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ
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Astra is completely amazing
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It’s been 10 years and 2 days since i last posted here. I used to work on Subway Surfers (and a ton of other games before that) as game director and co-owner, and then i started building a house and racing cars and all other kinds of β€œhey look at me” projects. I got over it. Now I’m a solo dev working on a big project. Back to the roots!
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Subway Surfers still achieving 30 million downloads a month nearly five years after release pocketgamer.biz/news/64936/s…
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The best thing about daytrading is nothing.
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Apple launches new phone with no headphone jack, making it ideal for enjoying the free U2 album.
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With a waterproof iPhone, rice stock prices should decrease dramatically after the 7 launch.
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iPhone 7: Get more than 400 flying monkeys. Amazing.
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According to numbers from Priori Data we got 1,8% of all monthly downloads happening in June. That's pretty crazy.
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Tempting to see Brexit as an expensive version of the Boaty McBoatface vote
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Brussels airport is not working at all. Dont ever go here.
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Competed together for 24 hours. Head to head for 24 hours. Gained our respect forever. #LEMANS24
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Dawnbringer - Official Launch Trailer - Mobile Fantasy Action RPG youtube.com/watch?v=NS-pjN1Z… Great game by our great team!!!!
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